Pamela Anderson

Vallery Irons

Molly Culver

Tasha Dexter

Shaun Baker

Quick Williams

Natalie Raitano

Nikki Franco

Leah Lail

Kay Simmons

Angelle Brooks

Maxine de la Cruz

Dustin Nguyễn

Johnny Loh

Scott Brazil

Director

Shawn Weatherly

Margot Burns

Bruce Locke

Victor Chang

Lee Majors

Jed Irons

Alexander Enberg

Obsessed Vallery Irons Fan

James Horan

Smith

Keith Campbell

Shane

Louie Anderson

Homeless Person

Shamari DeVoe

Herself (as Blaque)

Natina Reed

Herself (as Blaque)

Brian McNamara

Andrew D Welles

Joseph C. Phillips

Geiger

Ty Upshaw

Operative #1

Brandon Douglas

Spencer Burke

Noah Blake

Dr Greenberg

Darryl Chan

Chung

Amber Smith

Davina

Angela Oh

Keri, Reporter

Liz Smith

Self - Gossip Columnist

Patrick Robert Smith

Sailor

Bryan Cranston

Colt Arrow

Daniel Roebuck

Iron Green

Dean Norris

Jackson Lasarr

Kevin Light

Brad Cliff

Christopher Carroll

Butler / Biker

Mitchell Binder

Executive

Heinrich James

Lieutenant #1

Joseph Mullenax

Hot Dog Stand Customer

Pauly Shore

Pauly Shore

Udo Kier

Viktor Balek

Wayne Péré

Arnie Feign

Shashawnee Hall

Ferris

Gian Gregor

Avery Bardoosh

Rick Cramer

Instructor

Vince Donvito

Sensei Leon

Lin Lee Moore

Manicurist

John Michael Vaughn

Pilot

Bingo Dinh

Shadrak

Ian Ziering

Peter, Tasha's ex husband

Mark Tymchyshyn

Kip Lashane

Martin Kove

Mr. Scornabacho

John Cho

Flower Delivery Guy

Natasha Pavlovich

Alex / Florentine Swann

Ирина Лаврентьева

Queen Sima

Bill Maher

Bill Maher

Eric Steinberg

Prince Jordan

Patrick Kilpatrick

Tensil

Mark Chaet

King Solton

Mike Kimmel

Announcer

Christian J. Meoli

Waiter

Daran Norris

Narrator

Rocco Salata

Prince Jordan's Bodyguard (uncredited)

Kristen Dalton

Julie Knox

Diane Farr

Helen

Emmanuelle Bach

Dr. Townsend

Cassie Branham

Conference Questioner

Steve Austin

Self

Joseph Kell

Dr. Ken Miller

Carlton Wilborn

Wilgan

Robert Michael Ryan

Wilgan's Bodyguard (uncredited)

Stewart Finlay-McLennan

Walter Parsegian

Roger Floyd

Gino Franco

Nelson Mashita

Mr. Tokawa

John Maynard

Man With Cigar

Clay Boss

Guard #1

Jonathan Breck

Irving Millbrook

Joey Lawrence

Joey Lawrence

Thomas Newton

Ty Spencer

Cliff DeYoung

Senator Barton Spencer

Ricky Paull Goldin

Gil Rosen

Joe Sabatino

Mr. Banks

Jerry Penacoli

Reporter

Emmett Miller

Headline Hollywood Reporter

Anderson Bourell

Tall Man

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Self

A.J. Benza

Commentator

Alex Carter

Lagos

Alex Hyde-White

Kerwick

Amir Aboulela

Paul Van Loder

Andrew W. Walker

Derskin

Angela Harry

Dr. Tina Stokes

Anthony Diaz-Perez

Department of Defence Agent

Arnold Chon

Bandit

Ash Adams

Adam Banta

Ashley Jones

Anna Petrov

Bart Braverman

Maurice Afshani

Bill M. Ryusaki

Old Asian Tourist

Bob Koherr

Thelonius Brock

Bob Rumnock

Mr. Abernathy

Bobby Hosea

Sergeant Lennox

Bobby Nish

Mr. Lyndon

Boris Lee Krutonog

Badger

Brent Sexton

Koster

Brian J. Williams

Thug #3 (uncredited)

Brian Simpson

Ski Masked Thug

C. Thomas Howell

Phil Sherman

Chad Bannon

Beefy Guy

Charles Barkley

Charles Barkley

Charlie O'Connell

Jimmie

Christopher Michael

Browdy

Chuck Zito

Mikey

Clint Jung

Kai-Tan

Dan Bell

Dr Evans

Danny Lee Clark

Harman's Henchman

Daphnée Duplaix Samuel

Iris Leon

David "Shark" Fralick

Hulk #1

David Chokachi

Self

David Groh

Don Franco

David Hayman

Stiles

David Lee Smith

Cole Calloway

David Naughton

Roy

Daxing Zhang

Han

Dayo Ade

B.J. Finley

Dean Haglund

Self

Dell Yount

Husband in Audience

Derek Mears

Reno

Dey Young

Mrs. Murdoch

Diana R. Lupo

Jones

Dimitri Diatchenko

Acteur

Don Swayze

Merrick

Dorothy Lyman

Granny Goshen

Downtown Julie Brown

Self

Ed Quinn

Jeff

Enya Flack

Mary Hudson (Miss Epson)

Eric Scott Woods

RCMP Sergeant Roarke

Ernie Reyes Jr.

Johnny's Sparring Partner

Eva Mendes

Esmeralda

Faith Minton

Big Brenda

Garcia-Hyde Sue-Ling

Foam Waitress

Geoff Meed

Eugene Burke

George Marshall Ruge

Sir Richard White

Gil Birmingham

Roland

Greg Grunberg

Loeb

Gregory Itzin

Ronnie Beeman

Henri Lubatti

Tagg

Henry Kingi Jr.

Commando

Ian Paul Cassidy

Gideon

Ian Quinn

Boris

Ice-T

Prophet

Ilia Volok

Krupin

Ivonne Coll

Ta'eena

J. Downing

Vance Harman

Jack Benza

Benny

Jackie Debatin

Angel

James Black

Elwood Snow

James Sie

Restaurant Critic

Jamison Yang

Chinese Scientist

Jason Ross-Azikiwe

Kyle Zupo

Jay Leno

Jay Leno

Jay Underwood

Adam Elliot

Jean St. James

Nurse Rita Melton

Jeff Wolfe

Krane

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Randall Waring

Jerry Hauck

Ben Hale

Jillian Warry Barberie

Foxy Levin

Jim Knobeloch

Spalding

Jim Palmer

Thug

Jimmy Ortega

Driver

Joe Bucaro III

Griff

John Eric Bentley

Commissioner

John Paul DeJoria

John Paul DeJoria

Jon Valera

Yoshi

Joseph Bottoms

Chief Criminal

Joseph Gian

Rene Batiste

Joyce Brothers

Dr. Joyce Brothers

Julia Vera

Old Mexican Woman

Julie St. Claire

Mona

Katarina Witt

Greta Krantz

Ken Moreno

Assassin

Kevin Fry-Bowers

Private Investigator

Kevin Gage

Frank Newsom

Kim Morgan Greene

Ms Barrows

Kimmarie Johnson

Rani

Kirk Ward

Scott 'Jimbo' Thayler

Lil' Kim

Freedom Fighter

Linda Kim

Catherine Zhou

Lisa Stahl

Kelly Vickers

Marco Sanchez

Kovak

Mark Nutter

Man Onscreen

Mark Vanselow

Thomas

Max Kasch

Jeremy

Maz Jobrani

Agent Smith

Meta Golding

Meter Maid

Michael Bailey Smith

Tomahawk

Michael DiBacco

Nick Franco

Michael Papajohn

Dokes

Michael Paul Chan

Captain Go

Michael Woods

Jay Chesler

Ming Lo

Walters

Mo Gallini

Hoag

Moe Irvin

Flea

Mongo Brownlee

Rex Revo

Monte Rex Perlin

Bruce

Nichole Hiltz

Jenna Murphy

Nick Spano

Tony Scornovaco Jr.

Paul Kersey

Kamin

Paul McCartney

Self

Peter J. Lucas

General Koyla Trofimov

Phina Oruche

Mercy

Ping Wu

Chang

Ramy Zada

Clay

Randy Hall

Contestant

Ray Wise

Judge Kreiger

Renee Tenison

Donna Fabre

Rick Hoffman

Tino Scarlatti

Robert Alonzo

Courier

Robin Coleman

Polaris

Robin Thomas

Gower Jantzen

Rodney Rowland

Ryan Hill

Ron Fassler

Daniels

Ron Yuan

The Actor

Rosa Blasi

Cassandra

Sam Ayers

Stanley

Sam Sarpong

Kirby Tucson

Scott Bryce

Agent Darman

Sean Kanan

Stu Solomon

Sharron Leigh

Libby

Sheila E.

Self

Sherman Hemsley

Sherman Hemsley

Simon Brooke

Conklin

Spencer Garrett

Rygel

Stephanie Zimbalist

Bobbi Canary

Stephen J. Cannell

Self

Steven Barr

Martin

Sung-Hi Lee

Margaret Yi

Susie Park

Miss Ying

Sydney Walsh

Chloe Nolan

Tak Kubota

Fuji

Teddy Lane Jr.

Lavelle

Thomas Kretschmann

The Owl

Thomas Rosales Jr.

Soldier

Tim Abell

Police Officer Smith

Tim Bagley

Renard Bouvoire

Tim Sitarz

Nuke

Timothy V. Murphy

General Volykov

Toby Holguin

Tagger

Tom Arnold

Bernie Mellon

Tom Kenny

Joey Garlic

Tommy Lee

Dance Audience Member (uncredited)

Tony Masa

Moto

Tyler Mane

Self

Verne Troyer

Director

Vic Chao

Te

Vincent Guastaferro

Warden

Wayne Thomas Yorke

Al Slotkin

Wiley M. Pickett

Benista

Will Yun Lee

Bobby Wu

William Gregory Lee

Kenny Farmer / Hans Lamal

Woon Young Park

Wang