Mark Addy

Bill Miller

Jami Gertz

Judy Miller

Jennifer Irwin

Linda Michaels

Taylor Ball

Brian Miller

Renee Olstead

Lauren Miller

Soleil Borda

Tina Miller

Joel Murray

Danny 'Fitz' Fitzsimmons

Lauren Storm

Kaitlin

Julia Campbell

Shelly

Diedrich Bader

Bob

Todd Stashwick

Kyle Polsky

Sally Struthers

Louise Miller

Paul Sorvino

Al Miller

Kylee Russell

Trudy

Judith Hoag

Melanie Goldman

Joel McKinnon Miller

Frank

Vicki Lee Taylor

Acteur

Vanessa Hudgens

Tiffany

Scott Adsit

Mike

Beth Littleford

Kristy Duncan

Steven Gilborn

Gene Michaels

Steve Ryan

Security Guard

Patience Cleveland

Mrs. Hackman

Marsha Clark

Mother

Greg Vaughan

Trevor - Hunky Spin Instructor

Jerry Lambert

Big Tom Jensen

Amy Hill

Mrs. Cutler

Linda Dangcil

Nearby Woman

Jeffrey Nordling

Matt Russell - Restaurateur

Elizabeth Berridge

Sandy Hartwick

Daniella Monet

Bethany

Ryan McPartlin

Jeremy

Masi Oka

Ronald

Dave Price

Coat Checker (uncredited)

Tim Kazurinsky

Irv

Allisyn Snyder

Ella

Ben Savage

Seth Cosella

Janet Carroll

Helen Michaels

Thomas F. Wilson

Coach Kirk Stone

James Patrick Stuart

Perry

P.J. Marino

Bartender

Samm Levine

Douglas

Connie Ray

Joy

Jill Remez

Denise Holman

Marin Mazzie

Kathy Halverson

William Ragsdale

Dan Goldman

Colton James

Alex

Dan Gauthier

Steve Upton

David Hasselhoff

Gary Maddox

Maz Jobrani

Mr. Conway

Wendy Braun

Dr. Sarah Cunningham

David Koechner

Carl

John Patrick Amedori

Jason

Aaron Hill

Chad Kemp

Nicole Randall Johnson

Karen Gault

Tom Bosley

Dr. S.T. Bloom

Evan Lee Dahl

Teen #1 (credit only)

Richard Kind

Dr. Nathan Gerber

Kevin Nealon

Ted Halverson

Christopher Halsted

Trent

Chris Elliott

Jeff Hackman

John Marshall Jones

Maxwell 'Mack' McDaniel

Willie Gault

Willie Gault

Rachel Reenstra

Attractive Woman #1

Wayne Wilderson

Referee

Ashley French

Bonnie

Keesha Sharp

Lexi

Patricia Belcher

Miss Bodin

Tim Blaney

Jess Milton

Selita Ebanks

Woman

Lauren Schaffel

Becca

Jascha Washington

Howard

Amy Farrington

Emmy

Swoosie Kurtz

Helen Michaels

Allan Murray

Pit-Boss

Dave Stann

Stickman

Johnny Torres

Casino Patron

Lyrica Woodruff

Eliza

Maurice Godin

Paul

Sean Masterson

Terrance

Amy Benedict

Colleen

Andrea De Oliveira

Miss Stephanie

Andy Forrest

Mr. Unger

Art LaFleur

Coach Walters

Ashley Brown

Candy Jensen

Ashley Monique Clark

Kristin

Bennet Guillory

Middle Aged Man

Betsy Rue

Brandy

Bo Derek

Mrs. Rose Grundy

Carolyn Seymour

Beverly Gerber

Chad Einbinder

Teammate #1

Charles Robinson

Scully

Charlie Hartsock

Man

Christopher T. Wood

Parent #1

Clyde Kusatsu

Johnny

Connie Jackson

Woman

Courtney Chase

Brenda

Courtney Taylor Burness

Emily

Dabier

Scott

David Brisbin

Father

David Wachs

Arnie

Don Cummings

Patient

Douglas Fisher

Butler

Ed Yeager

Narrator

Edward James Gage

Don

Eileen Barnett

Midge

Hugh O'Gorman

Weezer

Ian Merrill Peakes

Waiter

Izzy Diaz

Paco

Jack Ong

Man

Jack Salvatore, Jr.

The Oracle

Jackie Debatin

Denise

Jared Hillman

Chris

Jason Earles

Goran the Invincible

Jason Hillhouse

Porn Store Customer

Jerry Hardin

Grinds

Jillian Bach

Stacy

Jim Holmes

Jake Larkin

Joanna Sanchez

Woman #1

John Ennis

Chuck Quinn

Jordan Baker

Dr. McCleary

Jordan Orr

Nicky

Joy Jorgensen

Jenna

Karl T. Wright

Doctor

Kerri Kenney

Mary Simms

Kit Pongetti

Hostess

Lamont Thompson

Doctor

Larisa Miller

Customer

Lauren Bowles

Nancy

Lex Medlin

Jerry Bergner

Liza del Mundo

Tammy

Lucy Lee Flippin

Belly

Marcus Toji

Donald

Mark L. Young

Kid #1

Mary Gillis

Dot

Mary Hart

Mary

Mary-Pat Green

Emma

Marypat Farrell

Wendy

Matthew Gottlieb

Wallace

Maureen Cassidy

Madelyne Beck

Meagen Fay

Cheryl Jensen

Megan McNulty

Amy Holman

Michael Francis Clarke

Father

Michael Patrick McGill

Noom

Mitch Rouse

Eric

Mitchell Fink

Marco

Monica Young

Beautiful Woman

Noah Matthews

Billy

Oscar Nuñez

Tim

Parker Goris

Kid

Patrick Bristow

Simon

Peter Breitmayer

Rusty

Peter MacKenzie

Mr. Kruger

Phil Morris

Dr. Holden

Randy Lowell

Ted

Rich Hutchman

Coach Holinger

Richie Sambora

Roach

Rodney Dangerfield

Ed Bailey

Ron Dean

Slim Callahan

Sam Horrigan

Kyle

Sean Marquette

Chris

Shawn Pyfrom

Matthew Halverson

Sonya Eddy

Carla

Steven Rozic

Driver

Steven Shaw

Man

Suzanne Whang

Patron

T.W. Leshner

Trey

Tara Lipinski

Sarah

Taran Killam

Andy, Varsity Basketball Player #1

Teddy Lane Jr.

Man

Teo Olivares

The Owl Keeper

Terry Rhoads

Dr. Holman

Tim Maculan

Store Clerk

Timothy Davis-Reed

Bonnie's Dad

Todd Bosley

Neil

Todd Merrill

Businessman

Tom Archdeacon

Drew

Tracy Nelson

Elise Larkin

Victor McCay

Opera Patron

Víctor Rojas

Young Dexter

Vince Neil

Tattoo Artist

Wally Rudolph

Pizza Guy

Wendy Worthington

Mrs. Velsey

William G. Schilling

Ben

Zane Carney

Sideline Musician