John Lithgow

Dick Solomon

Kristen Johnston

Sally Solomon

Jane Curtin

Mary Albright

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Tommy Solomon

French Stewart

Harry Solomon

Simbi Khali

Nina Campbell

Wayne Knight

Don Orville

Elmarie Wendel

Mrs. Dubcek

Bill Martin

Dance Judge #2

Jim O'Doherty

Guy

John Mahoney

Dr. Leonard Hamlin

Ian Lithgow

Leon

Marnette Patterson

Volleyball Girl

Susan Leslie

Kissing Woman

Marla Sokoloff

Dina

Rachel Davies

Flora

Pat Lach

Mother

Lauren Graham

Laurie Harris

Danielle Nicolet

Caryn

Chris Hogan

Aubrey Pitman

Benjamin King

Man In Bar

Robert Lynch

Doug

Whitney Rydbeck

Mr. Kersey

Elayn J. Taylor

Teacher #1

Artie Anderson

Brad

Merrick Deamon

Guy

Linda Cardellini

Lorna

Martha Stewart

Herself

Jane Lynch

Ms. Koppel

David Dunard

Mechanic

Eddie Allen

Dr. Bankson

Laurel Green

Moviegoer

Jonathan Everett Lewis

Jack

Kathryn Joosten

Cafeteria Lady

Shay Astar

August

Jake Thomas

Kid

David DeLuise

Bug Pollone

Larisa Oleynik

Alissa Strudwick

Christine Baranski

Sonja Umdahl

Rochelle Robinson

Waitress

Roseanne Barr

Janet

Lindsey Haun

Lisa

Brynn Hartman

Venusian #1

Cindy Crawford

Mascha

Dennis Rodman

Himself

Bryan Cranston

Neil Diamond impersonator

William Shatner

Big Giant Head

Bob Odenkirk

Gary

David Hasselhoff

Doctor Lasker

Dee Freeman

DMV Clerk

Miguel Ferrer

Jack McManus

Enrico Colantoni

Frankie

Megan Mullally

Renata Albright

Richard Belzer

Richard Belzer

Tracy Morgan

Tracy Morgan

Bob Clendenin

Man #1

John Cleese

Dr. Liam Neesam

Elvis Costello

Elvis Costello

Laurie Metcalf

Jennifer Ravelli

Ed Begley Jr.

Jeff

Katherine LaNasa

Kate

Richard Gilbert-Hill

Jeff's Brother

Katie Layman

Muriel

Nancy Armstrong

Female Necker

Darlene Kardon

Old Woman

Eric Saiet

Pleasant Man

Steve Viall

Male Necker

Coleman McClary

Bookish Patron (uncredited)

Carole Davis

Aviana

Maria Cina

Onya

Karen Constantine

Woman

William Bogert

Dean Sumner

Jennifer Rhodes

Mrs. Sumner

Anna Slotky

Cheryl

Bruce Ed Morrow

Father Rice

Harry S. Murphy

Professor

Steven R. Barnett

Cable Man

Elizabeth Carder

Homeless Women (uncredited)

Bronson Pinchot

Roy Albright

Michael Milhoan

Coach

Richard Roat

Dr. Byron

Andrew Hill Newman

DMV Agent

Aaron Lustig

Dr. Severson

Aaron Paul

Student

Al Franken

Frank Gansmiller

Alan Cumming

Angus 'The Hole' McDuff

Alex Kubik

Counterman

Alex Nevil

Delivery Guy (uncredited)

Amy Hill

Rita

Ana Gasteyer

Ana Gasteyer

Andrew Patrick Ralston

Dr. Solomon's Student

Arturo Gil

Lars

Bill Chott

Fred

Bill Irwin

Pickles

Billy Connolly

Inspector Macaffery

Bodhi Elfman

Clerk

Brenda Strong

Miss Frost

Brent Sexton

Duke

Brian Palermo

Steve (voice)

Burke Moses

Glenn

Chad Einbinder

Rico

Charles C. Stevenson Jr.

Lester

Chris Moss

Dancer

Christine Lakin

Michelle

Christopher Neiman

Caleb

Cynthia Frost

Aunt Sylvia

D. Elliot Woods

Doctor Ladypart

Dan Gilvezan

Radio DJ (voice)

Daniel Kountz

Jimmy

Danny Strong

Aramis

Dave Allen

Arthur

Dick Martin

Ben Littmeyer

Don Dowe

Drunk

E.J. Callahan

Sid

Ed Evanko

Homeowner

Ed Gale

Oscar

Elsa Raven

Aunt Florence

Eric Jungmann

Jerry

Erika Christensen

Brianna

Everett Greenbaum

Norman

Francis X. McCarthy

President

Frank Clem

Waiter

Frank Kopyc

Charlie

Gary Carlos Cervantes

Mechanic

George Grizzard

George Albright

Harry Morgan

Professor Suter

Heidi Mark

Miranda

Ileen Getz

Judith

Irene White

Tourist #3

Irina Pantaeva

Gabriella

J. Patrick McCormack

Victor's Dad

J.J. Cohen

Frank

J.P. Manoux

Clerk

Jack Salvatore, Jr.

Roy

Jacqueline Torres

Mrs. Manolito

Jade Harlow

Student #4

James Earl Jones

Narrator (voice) (uncredited)

Jamie Kaler

Delivery Man

Jan Hooks

Vicki Dubcek

Jane Galloway

Dr. Blumfeld

Jane Morris

Mrs. Goltra

Janet Carroll

Mrs. Runquist

Jay Leno

Jay Leno (uncredited)

Jean St. James

Waitress

Jeff Doucette

Chet

Jeff Lewis

Young Man

Jerry Hauck

Frank

Jim Beaver

Happy Doug

Jim Hanna

Tourist #1

Jim Jansen

Mr. Gindek

Jim O'Heir

Walt

Jim Pirri

Michel

Joan Marie Laurer

Janice

Joe Bays

Foster

Joel McCrary

George

John Aylward

Registrar

John Benjamin Hickey

Rick

John Bennett Perry

Hamilton Bell

John D'Aquino

Mr. Randell

John Eric Bentley

Todd

John Maynard

Customer #2

John Patrick White

Victor

John Platt

Patient

John Raitt

Trucker Gil

Jonathan Frakes

Larry

Joseph G. Medalis

Chancellor

Joyce Guy

Claire

Julia Sweeney

Patty

Ken Magee

Policeman Joe

Ken Thorley

Artie

Kevin Farley

Jehovah's Witness (uncredited)

Kevin Nealon

Dennis Caslow

Kevin Ruf

T.V. Reporter #2

Kim Johnston Ulrich

Dorothy Strudwick

Kim Robillard

Howard

Kimberly Scott

Emily

Kurtwood Smith

Jacob

Lance E. Nichols

Security Salesman

Larry Cox

Taylor

Larry Dorf

Waiter

Larry Miller

Garvin

Lee Ryan

Minister

Lily Knight

Nurse Turner

Linda Kash

Margie

Lisa K. Wyatt

Hannah

Lise Simms

Gabby

Louan Gideon

Saleswoman

Madison Mason

Mr. Jack Wallencott

Marcus T. Paulk

Jimmy

Marcy Goldman

Woman

Marianne Muellerleile

Lucy

Mark Burnham

Cooper

Mark Christopher Lawrence

Bartender

Mark McKinney

Guy

Maurice Godin

Marty

Max Baker

Johann

Meagen Fay

Annabet

Michael McShane

Phil

Michelle Anne Johnson

Receptionist

Mike Ditka

Coach Mafferty

Mike Grief

Riff

Mike Starr

Frank Muller

Miriam Flynn

Suzie Martin

Nancy Lenehan

Mrs. St. Clair

Nicki Aycox

Alyson

Olivia D'Abo

Andrea

Pat Crawford Brown

Mrs. Larson

Pat Finn

Paul

Patricia Bethune

Teacher

Patrick Kerr

Irving

Paul Kim Jr.

Kwan

Paxton Whitehead

Dr. Menard

Peggy Miley

The Columbian

Peter DeLuise

Frank

Phil Hartman

Phillip

Philip Baker Hall

President Dewey

Philip Bolden

Ben

Ray Baker

Mr. Demarmel

Raye Birk

Jeweler

Rex Linn

Chuck

Richard McGonagle

Head Doctor

Rick Cramer

Stenstrom

Rif Hutton

Bookstore Guy

Ron Fassler

Auctioneer

Ron Roggé

Shopper

Ruth de Sosa

Laura

Ryan O'Quinn

Tybalt (uncredited)

Sam Chew Jr.

Man

Sam Lloyd

Eddie

Sara Ballantine

Mrs. Wheeler

Sean Gunn

Attendant

Sean Moran

Ernie

Shad Hart

Bucky

Shane Powers

Video Pirate

Shireen Crutchfield

Kirsta

Sid Newman

Phelps

Sonya Eddy

Ticket Taker

Stephanie Erb

Ellen

Steve Paymer

Mr. Spurndle

Steven M. Gagnon

Cop

Steven M. Porter

Roger

Susan Ruttan

Cathy

Tami Tappan Damiano

Barbara

Tim Bagley

Frank

Tom Kiesche

Large Man

Tom Simmons

Peter

Tom Towles

Dale

Van Epperson

Bill

Victor Raider-Wexler

Janitor

Victoria Garcia-Kelleher

Waitress

Wayne Péré

Jonesy

Wayne Thomas Yorke

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