Jonathan Silverman

Jonathan Eliot

Jessica Hecht

Janeane Percy-Parker

Mark Moses

Matt Parker

Joey Slotnick

Sam Sloan

Ming-Na Wen

Trudy Sloan

Ernest Borgnine

Manny Cordoba

Shawn Michael Howard

Russell

Jay Kogen

Acteur

Olivia D'Abo

Delilah

John F. O'Donohue

Fireman

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Tina, Danger Girl

Suzanne Pleshette

Sarah Eliot

Arye Gross

Tony

Lydie Denier

Monique

Sandra Taylor

Belinda

Mitchell Ryan

Mr. Bremley

Mark Harelik

Jeff

Cassidy Rae

Nikki Gordon

Ellen Travolta

Mrs. Cordova

Alan Blumenfeld

Vince

Conan O'Brien

Cameron Duncan

Ron Fassler

Paul

Patrick Cranshaw

Old Man

Peter Boyle

Walter Eliot

Joe Liss

Joe

Michael Spound

Andy Felner

Paula Abdul

Paula Abdul

Dana Ashbrook

Keith

Jeffrey Combs

Klein

Jenna Elfman

Jordan

Kevin Weisman

Lyle

John Michael Higgins

Reverend Fuller

John Kassir

Maitre 'D

Al Roker

Dr. Benjamin

Tatjana Patitz

Cinderella

Maureen McCormick

Valerie

Jonathan Lipnicki

Rudy

Paula Marshall

Isabella

Davy Jones

Davy Jones

Tom Gallop

New Yorker Interviewer

Dana Wheeler-Nicholson

Erika

Larry Miller

The Cable Guy

Bruce Kirby

Uncle Mike

Marshall Bell

Mr. Gottlieb

Steve Hytner

Jamie Barron

Dan Butler

Acteur

Catherine Lloyd Burns

April

Audie England

Melissa

Kevin Tighe

Jack Blake

Donal Logue

Billy

Mary Pat Gleason

Patton

Mariska Hargitay

Kate Conklin

Keene Curtis

Mr. Klug

Al Ruscio

Bob

Brian Doyle-Murray

Captain Conklin

Cara Buono

Christie

Leah Lail

Renee

Illeana Douglas

Martha

Wendie Malick

Dr. Cornick

Marie Osmond

Marie Osmond

Robert Mailhouse

Ricky

Brad Grunberg

Strip Club Guy

Julie Benz

Cranberries Girl

Ken Marino

Big Tipper

Chao Li Chi

Mr. Pao

Don Rickles

Dr. Dick Sloan

Patricia Belcher

Newsweek Interviewer

Michael Winters

Mike

Lynn Clark

Sara

Nicole Forester

Emma

David Schwimmer

Ross Geller

Marianne Muellerleile

Mrs. Fingerman

Megan Ward

Monica

Rick Overton

Carl Gannon

Brooke Langton

Amanda

Arthur Roberts

Ambassador Grady

George Plimpton

George Plimpton

Amanda Peet

Kathy

Jean Speegle Howard

Old Woman

Juanita Jennings

Liz

Kristin Davis

Leslie

Albie Selznick

Director

Amy Yasbeck

Amy Yasbeck (uncredited)

André Nemec

Eric

Andy Buckley

Mike Conklin

Anthony Diaz-Perez

Juan Uno

Bari K. Willerford

Take-Out Customer

Bob Miller

Self

Brian Klugman

Teenager

Charles Rahi Chun

Cop

Christopher Reed

Derek

Colton James

Kid

Dan Cortese

Dan Montgomery

David Doty

Conductor

David Wohl

Bobby Driscoll

Don Murray

Chip Bremley

Dustin Lee Abraham

Bus Boy

Eric Saiet

Ted

Eric Sharp

The Mugger

Frank Kopyc

Roulette Guy

Gerry Bamman

Dr. Bradford

Irene Tsu

Mrs. Pao

Jack Black

Randy

Jeff Bornstein

3-Card Monte Man

Jim Lampley

Self

Jim Metzler

Mr. Gordon

John Vickery

Seth

Julia Montgomery Brown

Sarah Fuller

Lauren Bowles

Paula

Louis Guss

Rosie Flowers

Mark Sivertsen

Instructor

Maury Sterling

Mordecai

Michael Leydon Campbell

Father

Molly Shannon

Melody Pugh

Nancy Fish

Betty

O'Neal Compton

TY

Pat Kilbane

Leo

Paul Bates

Fish

Peggy Rea

Aunt Heidi

Peter Spellos

Customs Official

Renée Taylor

Zelda

Richard Riehle

Mr. Van Wagner

Robin Pearson Rose

News Reporter

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

Silas Weir Mitchell

Floyd

Steve Paymer

Dr. Mesner

Tony V.

Freaky Lou

Tracy Douglas

Tina

Tushka Bergen

Ilsa

Viveka Davis

Bonnie

W. Earl Brown

Cabbie

Walker Brandt

Bambi

Wendy Gazelle

Ginger

Willie Garson

Ted

Zaid Farid

Ticket Man