James D. Rolfe

The Nerd

Justin Silverman

Violator

Kyle Justin

Spider-Man

Mike Matei

Woody Bugs · Bugs Bunny/The Joker/The Cowardly Lion

Steven J. Klaszky

Jimmie Jim Slugg

Craig Skistimas

Ghost of Christmas Past

Pat Contri

Pat the NES Punk

Lloyd Kaufman

Self

Nathan Barnatt

Keith Apicary

Kevin Finn

Game Graphic Glitch Gremlin

Macaulay Culkin

Self

Mike Butters

TV Game Guy

Xander Arnot

Pepsiman

Gilbert Gottfried

Fred Fucks

Derek Forte

Shesez (Self)

Seamus Blackley

Self

Joe La Scola

Devil (voice)

Mister Lobo

The Narrator

Matthew Kowalewski

Matt McMuscles

Justin Whang

The BGF Director

Evan Ferrante

Tom Cruise Look-Alike

Nicolette Shutty

Mrs. Gremlin

Scott Wozniak

Scott the Woz