Max Burkholder

John Bennett

Alanna Ubach

Susan Bennett

Scott Grimes

Matty Bennett

Giorgia Whigham

Blaire Bennett

Seth MacFarlane

Bill Clinton (uncredited)

Dana Gould

Priest

Chelsea Davison

Brenda

Gail Goldberg

Gert Fechko

Penny Johnson Jerald

Principal Bernard

Mike Henry

Bank Employee

Charly Jordan

Sheila Borgwort

Marissa Shankar

Sarah

Ian McKellen

Narrator (voice)

Milan Anderson

Cupcake

Shannon Dee

Peaches

Claire Dellamar

Beef Stroganoff

Alexander G. Eckert

Kyle

Arthur Gazarian

James

Ara Hollyday

Andrew

Don Lake

Bert

John Viener

Dr. Frankel

Audrey Wasilewski

Muriel

Jack Seavor McDonald

Clive

Evan Hannemann

Sean

Kelsey Peterjohn

Employee

Liz Richman

Polly

Walker Satterwhite

Kid

Danny Smith

Anesthesiologist (voice)

Dustin Wayne

Mike

Jacob Zelonky

Derek

Marc Jablon

Restaurant Manager

JD Cullum

Lloyd

Chris Coppola

Video Store Clerk

Tom Costello

Coach

Jim Kane

Video Store Clerk

Connor Keene

Waiter (Kevin)

Julie Burrise

Porn Star Girl

Austin Nash Chase

Basketball Player (Hampton)

James Coker

Middle-Aged Guy

Preston García

Rusty

Harrison Harvey

Waiter (Brad)

Liam Manfredonia

Porn Star Guy

Paul Vato

Lonely-Looking Dude

Brendan Jennings

Ostrich Owner

Danny Jolles

Will

Josh Stamberg

Professor Lucas Damon

Aiden Arnold

Scott Hamilton Kid

Reyna Calvillo

Paige

Damian Cecere

Irish Springs Announcer

Indiana Elle

Belle Kid

Cash Handal

Barney Kid

Dean Hermansen

Sixteen-Year-Old Boy

Mara Hernandez

College Girl #3

Courtney Lin

College Girl #2

Sarah Jane MacKay

Alana

Michael Mourra

Batman Kid

Romyn Smith

Hulk Kid

Kimberly Woods

College Girl #1

Erin Moore

Jessica

Francesca Xuereb

Erin

Ivar Brogger

Father Odell

Bobby Strom

Dennis (voice)

Donna Medine

Choir Member

Tracey Stephens

Church Goer

Jason Kravits

Mr. Maynard

Paul Schackman

Sandy

Charlotte Fountain-Jardim

Betheny Borgwort

Tim Russ

ER Doctor

Jeff Bottoms

News Anchor

Rachael MacFarlane

Operator

Steve Callaghan

Pharmacy Employee

A.J. Rafael

Deejay

Scott Michael Campbell

Bernie Bennett

Peter Macon

Avery Lawrence

Michael Gunning

Cameron

Mela Lee

Candy (voice)

Julie Nathanson

Shauna (voice)

Amanda Rea

Woman in 1-900-1HOT-BUTT Commercial

Adam Navas

Prison Guard

Darrin Revitz

Phone Sex Operator (voice)

Adalgiza Chermont

Bitch Killer

Alec Sulkin

Jurgis

Ashley Gibson

Reporter

Brennan Lee Mulligan

Chris

Derek Mears

Dral'hul

Elizabeth Pan

Nurse

Eve Sigall

Elderly Woman

Jen Kober

Guard

Jeremy Ratchford

Bartender

Jessica Lundy

Arlene Goldbaum

Kelcey Watson

Guy #2

Martin Klebba

Gnomish Merchant

Michael Patrick McGill

Bar Patron

Michaela McManus

Charlotte Robicheck

Nicola Lambo

Supervisor

Nik Dodani

Nimeet Farooq

Noah Kaye Bentley

Joel

Phil Abrams

Judge Likins

Ralph Garman

Voice of Stagehand (voice)

Vincent Washington

Guy #1