Shelley Duvall

Self - Host

Randy Newman

Narrator (voice)

Ed Begley Jr.

Ichabod Crane

Beverly D'Angelo

Katrina Van Tassel

Charles Durning

Uncle Doffue

Tim Thomerson

Brom Bones

Dean Dittman

Squire Van Tassel

Barret Oliver

Hendrick Van Tassel

Michael Dalea

Van Der Kar

Diana Bellamy

Mrs. Van Tassel

Steve Guttenberg

Pecos Bill

Rebecca De Mornay

Rose 'Slew Foot Sue' Peasley

Martin Mull

Governor Ambrose Peasley

Peter Billingsley

Kevin

Richard Schaal

Bob Watkins

Elizabeth Gorcey

Pansy Peasley

Megan Mullally

Posy Peasley

Danny Mora

Juan

Gary Morgan

Don

Robin Eurich

Waiter

Paul Willson

Preacher

Claude Akins

Grandpa / Narrator

Dee Cooper

Counterman

Elliott Gould

Casey

Carol Kane

Barbara

Howard Cosell

Ernie

Bob Uecker

Joe

Bill Macy

Pop Gumm

Hamilton Camp

Undercrawl

Murphy Dunne

Smiley

Rae Dawn Chong

Circe Lafemme

Mina Kolb

Widow Bleacher

Walter Olkewicz

Van Epps

Beans Morocco

Charlie (as Dan Barrows)

Tim Haldeman

Georgie

Jay Johnstone

Blake

Tom Niedenfuer

Flynn

Bill Saluga

Cook

Martha Reed

Vilma

Ed Asner

Lucky Jake

David Dukes

Levi

Gordon Jump

Mr. Ripple

John Matuszak

Mountain Man

Julian Holloway

Mr. Yorkshire

David L. Lander

Mr. Sylvester

Michael Richards

Sneaky Pete

Don Swayze

Groom

Martin Short

Johnny Appleseed

Rob Reiner

Jack Smith

Molly Ringwald

Jenny Smith

Anne Jackson

Mother Nature

Warren Berlinger

Marty Williams

Will Sampson

Chief

Archie Hahn

Jed

Stewart Duvall

Tom

Alan Autry

Butch

Richardson Morse

Mr. Chapman

Martha Ferris

Edna

David McCharen

Enrique

Mark Blankfield

Larry

Robert Jayne

Little Johnny

Garry Goodrow

Mr. Goodwin

Lewis Arquette

George

Apashanaquat

Scout #1

Harry Frazier

Van Ripper

Tim Sampson

Scout #2

Donovan Scott

Man in the Moon

Michael York

Ponce de Leon

Sally Kellerman

Lucy

Paul Rodríguez

Julio

Ruth Westheimer

Mysterious Stranger

Dominick Brascia

Alfredo

John Achorn

Thomas Edison

Fisher Stevens

Indian Chief

Michael McKean

Mac Macintosh

Charles Fleischer

Balboa

Tony Abatemarco

DeSoto

Victor Contreras

Cortez

Monica Parker

Dona Inez

Denny Dillon

Daughter

Joyce Van Patten

Ma