Bill Fagerbakke

Patrick Star (voice)

Thomas F. Wilson

Cecil Star (voice)

Cree Summer

Bunny Star / Grandma Tentacles (voice)

Jill Talley

Squidina Star (voice)

Dana Snyder

GrandPat Star (voice)

Mr. Lawrence

Rube (voice)

Gracen Newton

Fentin Finkle (voice)

Jenelle Lynn Randall

Recorded Voice (voice)

Brian Doyle-Murray

Flying Dutchman (voice)

Kevin Michael Richardson

Sir Urchin (voice)

Eban Schletter

Singer (voice)

Bob Joles

Man Ray (voice)

Carolyn Lawrence

Sandy (voice)

Mary Jo Catlett

Mrs. Puff (voice) / Puffy (voice) · Mrs. Puff (voice)

Bootsy Collins

Self

Mark Rivers

Teen Singer (voice)

Clancy Brown

Mr. Krabs (voice)

Rodger Bumpass

Squidward / Capt. Doug Quasar / Audience / Various (voice)

Mike Bell

Santa Claus

John O'Hurley

King Neptune (voice)

Kate Higgins

Aunt Esmerelda (voice)

Henry Rollins

FitzPatrick (voice)

Lori Alan

Pearl / Child (voice) · Princess Pearlina (voice)

Bobcat Goldthwait

Shmandrake (voice)

Gary Anthony Williams

Manager (voice) · Manager / Cab Patron / Customers (voice)

Andrea Martin

Agnes Steelhead (voice)

Dee Bradley Baker

Tinkle / Mechanic 4 / Announcer / Worms (voice)

John Gegenhuber

Caveman Jenkins (voice)

Peter Bennett

Hans

Grey DeLisle

Elwood (voice)

Sirena Irwin

Janet (voice)

Danny Giovannini

Tofu Todd (voice)

Tom Kenny

Prince Shmeat (voice) · Slappy / SpongeMonster / Ouchie / Crowd / Supporters (voice)

Carlos Alazraqui

Seahorse (voice) / Nobby (voice)

Stephen Hillenburg

Hans

Alexander Ward

Nosferatu

Henry Winkler

Jeffy Tentacles (voice)