Adrian Edmondson

Vyvyan

Rik Mayall

Rick

Nigel Planer

Neil

Christopher Ryan

Mike

Alexei Sayle

The Balowski Family

Ben Elton

Baz

Lise Mayer

Woman in Hawk advert

Emma Thompson

Miss Money-Sterling

John Otway

John Otway

Ronnie Golden

Buddy Holly

Mel Smith

Grenada Security Guard

Alan Freeman

God

Jools Holland

Punk in Bank

Hilary Mason

Old Woman Next Door

Roger Ashton-Griffiths

Orgo

Griff Rhys Jones

Bamber 'Bambi' Gascoigne

Terry Jones

Vicar

Norman Lovett

Man from the penny arcade

Cyril Shaps

Old Man Next Door

Helen Atkinson-Wood

Woman in Advert

Hugh Laurie

Lord Monty

Kay Stonham

Neighbour

Patrick Newell

1st Man on Raft

Anthony Sharp

Roland Pervical

Tony Robinson

Dr. Not The Nine O'Clock News

Damaris Hayman

Woman Pushing Corpse

Lenny Henry

Postman

Stephen Fry

Lord Snot

Chris Barrie

Ship's Captain

Peter Wear

Witchfinder

Lemmy Kilmister

himself

Phil 'Philthy Animal' Taylor

himself

'Fast' Eddie Clark

himself

Jacqueline Clarke

TV Wife

Christine Ellerbeck

Maggie

Gerard Kelly

White Youth

David Rappaport

Ftumch

Herbert Norville

Black Youth

Cindy Shelley

Rhiannon

Tony Alleff

Saudi King's aide

Mark Ezra

Saudi King

Barrie Cookson

2nd Man on Raft

Terry Medlicott

Genie

David Rhule

Roller Disco Patron

Nick Dunning

TV Reporter

Robbie Coltrane

Captain Blood

Ken Parry

Major Domo

Andy de la Tour

TV Presenter

Chris Ellis

Geoff

Robin Parkinson

Man in Hell

Paola Dionisotti

DHSS Offical

Clair Hill

Girl on Cornflakes Box

Gareth Hale

Peasant

Jean Campbell-Dallas

Old Lady Vandal

Tony Sympson

Old Man at DHSS

Dawn French

Devil in Advert

Keith Allen

Pestilence

Tony Allen

Fisher

Linda Henry

Girl at party

Maggie Steed

Darren's Mother

Nicholas Ball

Dr. Jim Morrison

Helen Lederer

Bank Teller

Mark Dewison

Neil

Norman Pace

Grave Digger

Roger Sloman

Darren's Father / Coldstream Guard

Sadie Hamilton

Blonde at Party

David Lloyd

Road

Paul Bradley

Pilot

William McBain

Rocky

David Squire

English Punk

Mark Arden

Man in Cabin

Stephen Frost

Tess

Justine Lord

The White Witch

Pauline Melville

Woman on Bus

Tamsin Heatley

Janet

Arnold Brown

Chess Player

Peter Greene

TV Vicar

Ruth Burnett

Chemist

Jim Barclay

Policeman in Comic Strip

Steve Dixon

Madman

Ceri Jackson

Mother on Cornflakes Box

Steve Kelly

Truck Driver

Barry Stanton

Postman

Brian Oulton

Mr. Pye (Neil's Dad)

Carla Mendonça

People's Poet Groupie

Daniel Peacock

Dying Man in Cabin

Gary Beadle

Smythe the Bosun

Hugh Cecil

Man in street

Jennifer Saunders

Sue

Jonathan Caplan

Sir Boring Old Fart

Julianne White

Secretary

Lee Cornes

Spasspecker

Paul Merton

Peasant

Peggy Thorpe-Bates

Mrs. Pye (Neil's Mum)

Perry Benson

Spaz

Ron Cook

Convict

Vikki Chambers

Aged and toothless and bent old crone