Drew Carey

Drew Carey

Ryan Stiles

Lewis Kiniski

Diedrich Bader

Oswald Lee Harvey

Christa Miller

Kate O'Brien

Craig Ferguson

Nigel Wick

Cynthia Watros

Kellie Newmark

Kyle Howard

Evan

Kathy Kinney

Mimi Bobeck

John Carroll Lynch

Steve Carey

Karen Kilgariff

Pam

Patrick Kerr

Johnson

David Cross

Earl

Keene Curtis

Pastor Lindemann

Gregory Jbara

Ron

Amanda Bynes

Various

Blake Clark

Jules Lambermont

Christopher Darga

Brad

Francesca Marie Smith

Monica

Jenny O'Hara

Judge White

Dave Winfield

Dave Winfield

Brian Haley

Drew Look-alike (uncredited)

Mike Hagerty

The Beer Guy

Peter Krause

Tom

Michael Taliferro

Delivery Man

Peter Scolari

Councilman Kemp

Ann Magnuson

Kyra Sullivan

Jerry Van Dyke

Luther Van Damme

Rachel Hunter

Rachel Hunter

Phill Lewis

Mike

Nicholas Turturro

Det. James Martinez

Kevin Crowley

Morgan

Hynden Walch

Amy

Nia Vardalos

Grace Almada

Jeff Doucette

The Police Marshall

Mark Addy

Mark Addy

Joseph D. Reitman

Herb

Keegan de Lancie

Choir Boy (uncredited)

Steve Buscemi

Mr. Marchetti

Eugene Levy

Dr. Rider

Anne Francis

Charlene Fifer

Kiana Tom

Tia

Stanley Anderson

Drew's Dad (voice)

Jenica Bergere

Sharon Bridges

Nikki Cox

Kristen Carey

Paul Feig

Worker

Joe Alaskey

Daffy Duck (voice)

Mitchell Ryan

Woody

Diane Klimaszewski

Mandy - Minnesota Twin

Cassie Yates

Millie

Victor Raider-Wexler

Paul Van Houten

Adrienne Barbeau

Kim Harvey

Alaina Reed Hall

Lois

Aaron Lustig

Bill

Antoinette Picatto

Patricia

William Utay

Tom

Susan Saint James

Lynn O'Brien

Marcia Mitzman Gaven

Kim

Norm Macdonald

Simon Tate

Graham Jarvis

Principal Zand

Michael Milhoan

Joe Lupo

Lisa Darr

Debbie

John Caponera

Dexter K. Roberts

Cork Hubbert

Jim

Marion Ross

Beulah Carey

Kenneth Mars

Mr. Tinsley

Little Richard

Little Richard

Brett Butler

Grace Kelly

Wally Wingert

Parrot (voice)

Dan Castellaneta

Stan

Ed Begley Jr.

Dr. Chris Vanderkamp

Donald Trump

Donald Trump

Paul Barber

Paul Barber

Dionne Warwick

Dionne Warwick

Seth Green

The Emcee

Tim Conway

Gus

Barry Corbin

Chuck Fifer

Jason Stuart

Chip

Nan Martin

Mrs. Louder

Grant Shaud

Jack

Paul Eiding

Jim

'Weird Al' Yankovic

'Weird Al' Yankovic

A. J. Langer

Dawn

Adam West

Mitch

Amy Pietz

Elaine

Andre Rosey Brown

The Bodyguard

Anna Gunn

Kelly walker

Anna Marie Goddard

Greenland Girl

Bellamy Young

Bridget

Ben Murphy

Reverend henderson

Ben Slack

Santa

Ben Stein

Heavenly guide

Ben Ziff

Basketball Player

Ben Zook

Underpants Guy

Bill Cobbs

Tony

Bill Erwin

Mr. Bradbury

Blake McIver Ewing

Wolfgang

Bo Derek

Bo Derek

Bob Costas

Himself

Bonnie Hellman

Dr. Peters

Brandon de Paul

Young Drew

Brandy Ledford

Model

Brian Stepanek

Bob

Bruce A. Young

Simon Nicholas

Carol Ann Susi

Doris

Caroline Lagerfelt

Mrs. Hoyt

Charles C. Stevenson Jr.

The Minister

Charles Fleischer

Dr. Kresheck

Charles Nelson Reilly

Mr. Hathaway

Christian Aubert

Maitre d'

Christina Moore

Court Reporter

Christopher Halsted

Jeremy

Colin Mochrie

Eugene Anderson

Cynthia Lamontagne

Dr. Casey Newell

Dan Donohue

Dr. Jeff

Daniel Roebuck

Mr. Grayson

Daryl Keith Roach

Cop

Dave Allen

Lawyer

David Doty

Minister

David Earl Waterman

Jack

David L. Lander

Self

David St. James

Carpool Guy

Dean Stockwell

Hal

Debbie Lee Carrington

Doreen

Dennis Burkley

Biker #3 (uncredited)

Diane Farr

Tracy

Dick Clark

Dick Clark

Dom Irrera

Stan

Don Perry

Grandpa Bobeck

Drake Bell

The Blues Kid

E.J. Callahan

Ed

Ed Morgan

Old Guy #1

Eric Saiet

Mark

Ethan Peck

Kid

Frank Lloyd

Customer

Frankie J. Allison

Nick

Fred Stoller

Ed

Gary Carlos Cervantes

The revolutionary

Geoff Pierson

Ted

Greg Lee

Crazy Al

Hal Linden

Mr. Van zandt

Helen Slayton-Hughes

Eighty-Year-Old Woman

Hugo Speer

Hugo Speer

Ian Gomez

Larry Almada

Iris Bahr

Mindy

Ivan Allen

Nick

J. Patrick McCormack

Jonathan

J.P. Manoux

Malcolm

Jack Guzman

Joe

Jack Riley

Mr. Jones

Jack Thomas

The Guy

Jaime Ray Newman

Tina

James Castle Stevens

Guy

James Hong

Government Worker

James M. Connor

Steve

James Martin Kelly

Liquor Store Manager

Jamie Lee Curtis

Sioux

Jana Marie Hupp

Margaret

Jane Morris

Nora O'Dougherty

Jane Wiedlin

The Go-Go's

Jason Rodriguez

Cowboy

Jay Leno

Lewis' Boss

Jeff Bryan Davis

D'Artagnan

Jeff Lewis

Glen

Jess Harnell

Elvis performer

Jim Cody Williams

Ed

Jim Hanna

Customer

Jim O'Heir

Man in the Moon

Jim Wise

Harry the Tuba

Joe Dietl

Cop

Joe Keyes

Mailman

Joe Whyte

Barbershop Quartet Singer

Joey Nader

Kevin

John Ingle

Father Seymour

John O'Brien

Rick

Johnnie Walker

Bernard

Jon Polito

The Baby (voice)

Jon Robert Hall

son of Drew Carrey

Jonathan T. Floyd

Chauffeur

Jonny Lang

Jonny Lang

Judy Gold

Leslie

Judy Kain

Barbara

Julie Ann Emery

Amy

Karl T. Wright

Office Guy

Kate Walsh

Nicki Fifer

Kathie Lee Gifford

Vanessa Bobeck

Kathryn Joosten

Ruth

Ken Lerner

Feinstein

Kim Fields

Kate's Double

Kristen Wiig

Sandy

Lance E. Nichols

Warren

Larry Brandenburg

Father McNabb

Laura Hall

Laura Hall

Lisa Loeb

Self

Lisa Thornhill

Beth

Liu Lin

Ming

刘琳

Luis Antonio Ramos

Clerk

Lynn Swann

Lynn Swann

Mandy Moore

Dancer #7

Mark Benninghoffen

Trent

Mark Curry

Robert Soulard

Martin Mull

Martin Mull (uncredited)

Mary Gillis

Nurse Baylin

Max Gail

Les

Max Wright

Drew's stomach

Meagen Fay

Amanda

Michael Alaimo

Pizza Delivery Guy

Michael Bailey Smith

Big Guy

Michael Bryan French

Mr. Newcomb

Michael Francis Clarke

Man

Michael Leydon Campbell

Jerry

Michael McShane

Ray

Michael Welch

Scout

Mike Grief

Pirate

Ming Lo

McDonald's Manager

Missi Pyle

Stacey

Nancy Fish

Rita

Nancy Linehan Charles

Judge Martin

Neil Flynn

Scott honey

Noa Tishby

Rachel

Pat Crawford Brown

Mrs. Hopkins

Pat Finn

George

Pat Lach

Alice

Paul Benedict

Jeremy

Paul Gleason

Judge Crawford

Paul Taylor

Fireman

Peter MacKenzie

Mr. Firestein

Pierrino Mascarino

Old Man

Richard Chamberlain

Maggie Wick

Rick Scarry

Officer

Rick Zieff

Salesman

Roger Eschbacher

Mr. Shultz

Ron Pearson

Maitre D'

Ron Roggé

Contractor

Rosa Blasi

Isabel

Roy Clark

Self

Roz Witt

Fifty-Year-Old Woman

Sam Lloyd

Jack

Sami Reed

Heidi

Sean Smith

Johnson

Shannon Woodward

Girl in Cafeteria

Shawn Pyfrom

Mark Foster

Sonya Eddy

Woman

Steve Tom

Captain Miller

Susan Egan

Susan

Susan Isaacs

Kelly

Tami Roman

Susan

Tami Tappan Damiano

Woman

Tim Allen

Tim Allen (uncredited)

Tim Conlon

Prosecuting Attorney

Timothy Davis-Reed

Father

Todd Stashwick

Tyler

Tom Bailey

Maitre D'

Tom Bosley

Mr. Bobeck

Tom Poston

Roscoe Harvey

Tom Towles

Detective Streible

Tony Plana

Andrew Rodriguez

Toru Tanaka Jr.

Strongman

Ty Upshaw

Policeman

Wayne Brady

Wayne Brady

Wendy Worthington

Cindy