Amber Tamblyn

Joan Girardi

Joe Mantegna

Will Girardi

Mary Steenburgen

Helen Girardi

Jason Ritter

Kevin Girardi

Michael Welch

Luke Girardi

Christopher Rodriguez Marquette

Adam Rove

Becky Wahlstrom

Grace Polk

Tara Lynne Barr

Jump-Rope Girl (uncredited)

Sprague Grayden

Judith Montgomery

Vanessa Bell Calloway

Corey Phillips

Christy Carlson Romano

Officious Hall Monitor God

Sam Horrigan

Tommy Belkin

Annie Potts

Lieutenant Lucy Preston

James Russo

James Karon

Lauren C. Mayhew

Elle

Joel McKinnon Miller

Don 'Wood Man' Bicke

Joseph D. Reitman

Record Store Clerk

Jonathan Banks

Sheriff Mike Rakowski

Keri Lynn Pratt

Brianna Matthews

Keith Coogan

Brad Crewson

Kara Zediker

Sara Bonner

Todd Louiso

Mr. Smith

Shelley Long

Miss Candy

Russ Tamblyn

Dog Walker God

Jodi Thelen

Miss Jenkow

Kat Graham

Angela

Erica Hubbard

Karen Casper

Trevor Einhorn

Mascot God

George D. Wallace

Old Man Walker God

Laura Marano

Emily

Roark Critchlow

Newscaster God

Dayo Ade

Ruben

Kristy Wu

Annie

Rae Allen

Fortune Teller God

John Marshall Jones

Chess Player God

Michael Badalucco

Father Payne

Spencer Redford

Leslie

Al Mancini

Grandpa God

James DuMont

George Lane

Veanne Cox

Personable Woman God

Austin Pendleton

Dietrich Steinholz

Evan Jones

Bob Morrisson

Sarah Aldrich

Janet Milner

Dinah Lenney

FBI Special Agent Shannon Hodgins

Dana Davis

Nicky

Jeffrey Licon

Goth Kid God

Erin Chambers

Majorette God

John Ross Bowie

Mr. Campbell

Jay Thomas

Obnoxious Investor at Spa

Patrick Fabian

Gavin Price

Douglas Smith

Daniel Shoalar

Lauren Storm

Lori

Patrick Breen

Sammy

Rick Overton

Bad Stand-Up Comedian God

Paul Sand

Rabbi Polonski

Jayne Atkinson

Fran Montgomery

Megan Henning

Darlene Fitch

Keaton Tyndall

Twin #2 God

John Kassir

Mime God

Deborah Theaker

Mrs. Marx

Allyce Beasley

Woman with Cats God

Mike Erwin

Lars Klosterman

Kate Norby

Dr. Jennifer Davis

Ivonne Coll

Marlene

Ricardo Chavira

Sgt. Eddie Fosberg

Richard Gilliland

Mayor Albert Dunbar

Thomas Kopache

Creepy Guy God

Candice Azzara

Housewife God

David Ruprecht

Bill Cummins

Elaine Hendrix

Ms. Lischak

Louise Fletcher

Eva Garrison

Lindsay Hollister

Library Girl God

Anastasia Baranova

Exchange Student God

Misti Traya

Iris

Mike Starr

Big Tough Guy God

Iqbal Theba

East Indian Sunglasses Salesman God

Petrea Burchard

Catherine Lee

Alexis Dziena

Bonnie

will.i.am

Three Card Monte Guy God

Wendy Phillips

Brenda Jameson

Aaron Himelstein

Friedman

Aaron Paul

Denunzio

Adam Richman

Butcher God

Adam Wylie

Skinny Kid God

Alex Fernandez

Sgt. Bob Crowley

Allan Trautman

Mr. Poplin

Alphonso McAuley

DJ God

Andi Carnick

Emily Kerr

Andrew Ableson

Andy Rees

Andrew Kavovit

Officer Koczara

Andy Forrest

Shopper

Angela Robinson Witherspoon

Meter Maid

Anthony Jennings

Jock

April Grace

Sergeant Toni Williams

Armin Shimerman

Ronald Harbison

Avery Clyde

Nurse God

Baadja-Lyne Odums

Concession Stand Worker God

Bill Camp

Painter God

Billy Mayo

Desk Sgt. Drake

Bob Clendenin

Linesman God

Bradley White

Dr. Richard Girardi

Brian Cousins

Allan Burns

Brian Klugman

Cashier God

Brian Michael Jones

Brad

Cal Gibson

Groundskeeper God

Cee Cee Michaela

Audra

Chayim Frenkel

Cantor

Cheryl White

Heidi

Chris Heuisler

Chuck Danchik

Chris Hogan

Sidewalk Vendor God

Christopher Cousins

Tom Murphy

Claudia Choi

Doctor

Clement von Franckenstein

Waiter at French Restaurant

Cloris Leachman

Aunt Olive

Cody McMains

Danny

Constance Zimmer

Sister Lilly Watters

Corinne Bohrer

Sylvia Tardio

Corri English

Elizabeth Goetzman

Courtney Hope

Chelsea

Craig Welzbacher

Doyle

Curtis Armstrong

Security Guard God

Dan Byrd

Scott Brooks

Dan Desmond

Mr. Paul Dreisbach

Daniel Edward Mora

Deliveryman God

Darin Heames

Hipster Guy

Dave Fennoy

Poet

David Burke

Father Ken Mallory

David Clennon

Health Spa Owner

David Dorfman

Rocky Tardio

David Doty

Businessman God

David Figlioli

Rudi Lake

David Marciano

Edmond Dodds

David Purdham

Doctor at Vending Machine

Debra Mooney

Ruth Washington

Dee Nelson

Mrs. Dorsett

Dendrie Taylor

Miss Hamlin

Derek Morgan

Undersheriff Roy Roebuck

Diane Delano

Coach Carol Keady

Don McManus

Park Ranger God

E.J. Callahan

Hobby Store Clerk

Edward Edwards

Charlie Marx

Elizabeth Liang

Erica Stevenson

Erik Palladino

Lt. Michael Daghlian

Evan Handler

Chuck Kroner

Fred Stoller

Pizza Delivery God

Frederick Koehler

Steve Ramsay

G.G. Townson

Double Dutch Girl God

Gary Anthony Williams

Liquor Store Clerk God

Gil Glasgow

Mr. Ward

Gina St. John

Reporter #2

Haylie Duff

Stevie Marx

Heidi Sulzman

Nancy Koczara

Helen Eigenberg

Nancy Hamden

Henry G. Sanders

Security Guard God

Hilary Duff

Dylan Samuels

Ian Bohen

Peter

J. Marvin Campbell

Another Park Ranger

Jack Kehler

Electrician God

Jack Plotnick

The Other Sammy

James Martin Kelly

Sweeper God

Jan Devereaux

Lisa Van Horn

Jane Daly

Janet Tuchman

Jane Morris

Substitute Teacher God

Jared Hillman

Brian Beaumont

Jeanette Brox

Alice Orban

Jeff Cahill

Walter Washington

Jeremy Garrett

Todd Bainbridge

Jerry Kernion

Jerry

Jesse Burch

Dave

Joanne Baron

Female Guest God

Joe Sabatino

Construction Foreman

Joel Murray

Balloon Sculptor God

John Del Regno

Locksmith God

John Fleck

Ken Thompson

John Getz

D.A. Gabe Fellowes

John Patrick Amedori

Loner Loser Kid God

Joyce Guy

Judge Patricia Claymore

Juan Pope

Poet

Julian Reyes

Detective

Juliette Goglia

Little Girl God

Karen-Eileen Gordon

Flag Woman

Kari Coleman

Natalie Hoyt

Kathryn Joosten

Old Lady God

Keith Bogart

Storm Summers

Kent Faulcon

Duncan

Kevin Chapman

Jim Lane

Kevin Rahm

Dana Tuchman

Kevin Scott Allen

Max Thomas

Kevin Symons

TV Announcer

Kimberly Kevon Williams

Elyse

Kimberly McCullough

Beth Reinhart

Kitty Swink

Annette Langston

Kris Lemche

Cute Boy God

Krysten Leigh Jones

Maliya

Kyle Sabihy

Big Kid God

Kylie Tyndall

Twin #1 God

Larkin Campbell

Man in Army Boots

Larry Hankin

Homeless Man God

Laura Niemi

Female customer

Lee Garlington

Charlotte Bloom

Lily Knight

Kathleen Sundberg

Louan Gideon

Val Wyatt (uncredited)

Louis Mustillo

Garbage Man God

Mageina Tovah

Glynis Figliola

Maricela Ochoa

Domestic Worker God

Mark Hames

Professional Reporter #1

Mark L. Taylor

Salesman God

Mark Stefanich

SWAT Leader

Mark Totty

Det. Carlisle

Mary Gillis

Waitress

Mary Mara

Sarah Polonski

Matthew Del Negro

Emergency Room Doctor

Matthew McKane

Beasley

Matthew Patrick Davis

Carl

Maurice Sherbanee

Driving Tester

Maury Ginsberg

Piano Tuner God

Meredith Monroe

Michelle Turner

Mia Cottet

Flight Attendant / God

Michael Chinyamurindi

Nigerian Doctor God

Michael Hyatt

Mary Wallace

Michael J. Willett

Billy

Michael Lawson

Steven Zakheim

Michael Wyle

French Waiter God

Mitch Longley

Barry 'The Bear' Caldwell

Molly Morgan

Stella

Morocco Omari

Principal Stephen Chadwick

Nancy Lenehan

Erica Marx

Nate Dushku

Clay Fisher

Nelson Mashita

Gardener God

Noah Bean

Officer Osbourne

Oliver Muirhead

Proctor God

Pamela Roberts

Judge

Pat Millicano

Reggie Wommick

Philip Marlatt

Roger

Phill Lewis

Naval Officer God

Ping Wu

Pharmacist

Reggie Jordan

Process Server

René Ashton

Female Motivational Speaker God

Richard Erdman

Mr. Hanson

Richard Penn

Dr. Hankin

Rick Fitts

Paul Brumfield

Riley Smith

Andy Baker

Rob Brownstein

Marcus Nichols

Robert Catrini

Captain Hoytt

Rolando Molina

Trash Man God

Ruth Silveira

Patti

Scott Damian

Reporter

Shawn-Caulin Young

Philip

Sherri Shepherd

MVA Clerk God

Sonya Eddy

Female Custodian God

Stephen Grove Malloy

Dr. Graves

Stephen O'Mahoney

Cop

Stephi Lineburg

Sophie

Steve Witting

Band Teacher

Susan Grace

Mrs. Gross

Susan Sullivan

Rich Woman God

Svetlana Efremova

Joan's Doctor

Sydney Tamiia Poitier

Rebecca Askew

Ted Rooney

Dr. Halliwell God

Tiffany Dupont

Drive-Thru Girl / Barbie

Timothy McNeil

Dr. Dan Radovitch

Todd Sherry

Gay Male Secretary God

Tom Chick

Reporter #2

Walter Addison

Mr. Enfield

Wayne Lopez

Security Guard

Wendy Worthington

Mailwoman God

Wentworth Miller

Ryan Hunter

Yorgo Constantine

Vladamir Karpovic

Zachary Quinto

Pretentious Filmmaker God