Johnny Vegas

Moz

Tom Goodman-Hill

PC

Nicola Reynolds

Nicki

Ben Crompton

Colin

Sinéad Matthews

Jenny

Ryan Pope

Psycho Paul

Jo Neary

Judith

Andrew-Lee Potts

Lee

Sunetra Sarker

Sangita

Tim Fallows

Jason

Danny Morgan

Jake

Emma Fryer

Tania

David Sant

Cartoon Head

Janeane Garofalo

Tilly

Jo Enright

Carol

Alfie Joey

Derrick

Mick Miller

Keith

Haruka Kuroda

Yasuko

Peter Slater

Alan

Fist

Himself

Dan Li

Tony

David Bradley

Stemroach

Elinor Crawley

Jess

Andrew Lawrence

Marco

Rebecca Atkinson

Asia

Vincent Ebrahim

Mr Rupani

Fist

Himself

Lee Williams

Luke

Beatrice Kelley

Sheila

Naomi Bentley

Rainbow

Jessica Peh

Kim

Michael Kofi

Xavier

Zain E. Nazar

Baby Sanjeev

Josephine Welcome

Mrs Rupani

Amaan Patel

Baby Sanjeev

Malcolm Boyle

Warren

Graham Duff

John Peel (voice only)

Iain McKee

Jamie

Philip Brodie

Nikolai

James Foster

Cartoon Head

Ronny Jhutti

Kuldip

Natalie Gumede

China

Jason Manford

Jack

Seymour Leon Mace

Steve

Hanne Steen

Carmel

Des O'Malley

Felix

Hon Ping Tang

Chen

Haruka Abe

Miko

Ben Wheatley

Brother Ben

Tony Burgess

Troy

Mark E. Smith

Jesus Christ

Kris Mochrie

Matt

Paul Loughran

Ratcatcher

David Ononokpono

Linden

David Mulrooney

Leo

Margaret Henshaw

Delivery Woman

Stuart Kelsall

Lindsay

Chris Lindon

Malook

Matt McKenzie Lee

Daniel

Emma Kearney

Jackie

Kate G. Laycy

Attractive Girl

Abi Eniola

Alex

Elianne Byrne

Amanda With The Weird Eyes

Ian Hallard

Owen

Peter Whittington

James

Julia Davis

Dawn

Neil Bell

Ian

Wayne Docksey

Police Dog Handler

Darren Tighe

Davey

Eileen Essell

Mrs Coneybear

Michael Hugo

Liam

Marlon G. Day

Jim

Kay Purcell

Alice

Steven Blower

Clive

Reece Hampton

Flynn

Dominic Doughty

Stripes

Maxine Burth

WPC

George Ward

Ewan

Alisdair McKee

Leon

Di Botcher

Nicki's Mum (Voice Only)

Karl Lucas

Peter

Alan Yentob

Alan Yentob

Daniel Rigby

Hugh

Jonathan Aris

Rich

Pooky Quesnel

Donna

Sean Lock

Nathaniel

Sophia Di Martino

Helena

Tom Andrews

Weims