Paul Bartel

Detective Watts

Danny DeVito

Herbert

Bob Balaban

Jo-Jo Gillespie

Brad Bird

Scientist #2

Kiefer Sutherland

Static

Kyra Sedgwick

Dora Johnson

Brooke Ashley

Buffy Binford (voice)

David Rappaport

Troll

Joe Pantoliano

Joe

Ian Wolfe

Grandpa Charlie

Gregory Hines

Falsworth

Gabriel Damon

Bobby Mynes

Sondra Locke

Vanessa Sullivan

Katherine Borowitz

Katherine Baldwin

Dennis Lipscomb

Val Webster

Scott Coffey

Peter Brand

Christina Applegate

Holly

Adam Ant

Ted Hellenbeck

Stephen Geoffreys

Alan Webster

Milton Berle

Self

Mercedes McCambridge

Miss Lestrange (voice)

Loni Anderson

Love

Natalie Gregory

Dorothy

Mary Stuart Masterson

Cynthia Simpson

Marcia Strassman

Nel Lewise

Kate McNeil

Patty O'Neil

Herta Ware

Grandma Helen

Dom DeLuise

Guilt

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Cabbage Man

Frances Bay

Mrs Claus

Ryan McWhorter

Brad Hellenbeck

Mary Ellen Trainor

Mara Webster

Mabel King

Jennifer Mowbray

Geoffrey Lewis

Dan

Al Ruscio

Tony Maroni

Annie Potts

Mrs. Bev Binford (voice)

Mark Hamill

Jonathan Quick

June Lockhart

Mildred

Pat Hingle

Sheriff Horace Smyvie

Tim Robbins

Jordan's Phantom

Stan Freberg

Skip Binford (voice)

Sid Caesar

Lou Bundles

Scott Menville

Billy Binford (voice)

Charles Nelson Reilly

Father McClintley

Patrick Swayze

Eric David Peterson

John D'Aquino

Large Man

Max Gail

Duncan Moore

Chris Nash

DeSoto

Eddie Zammit

Maurici

Michael Villella

Dr. Levin

Frank Doubleday

Beckloff

Jake Hart

Jonah Kelly

Casey Siemaszko

Jonathan

Kevin Costner

Captain

Bronson Pinchot

The Director

Douglas Seale

Santa

Kelly Reno

Jobe H. Farnum

Lisa Jane Persky

Shirley Crater

John Scott Clough

Brad Bender

Eric Bruskotter

Stan

Richard Masur

Trent Tinker

Matthew Labyorteaux

Andy

Gary Riley

Tail Gunner

Debbie Lee Carrington

Alien

Daniel Frishman

Alien

Kevin Thompson

Alien

Gordon Jump

Father

Rick Ducommun

Larry

Michael DeLuise

Boyfriend

Carol Arthur

Mother

Kristine Blackburn

Daughter

Sydney Lassick

Walter Poindexter

Nancy Parsons

Grendel

Charles Durning

Assistant to the Boss

Marvin J. McIntyre

Deputy Weatherby

Harvey Keitel

Byron Sullivan

Seth Green

Lance Paxton

J.J. Cohen

Jake

Charlie Sheen

Casey

Jim Gatherum

George

James Cromwell

Francis

Mark Tymchyshyn

O'Farrow

Abbe Lane

Enchantress

Alan Fine

inmate

Albert Hague

Mr. Liebermacher

Andrew McCarthy

Edwin

Angelo Rossitto

Vaudevillian

Ann Walker

Ma

Anne Helm

Mary Dickenson

Anthony James

Businessman

Anthony LaPaglia

mechanic #2

Barbara Billingsley

June Cleaver

Barry Dennen

news dealer

Beau Bridges

Teddy Shearing

Ben Kronen

Bald Man

Benji Gregory

Sam

Bill Allen

Cliff Ratte

Bill Martin

Guard

Billy Beck

Old Blind Man

Billy Green Bush

George Willoughby

Brian Bradley

Actor

Brion James

Willie Joe

Britt Leach

Ernie

Bruce Davison

Richard

Bryan Gordon

father

Cal Gibson

guard

Caren Kaye

Dorothy

Carrie Fisher

Laurie Macnamara

Christopher Lloyd

Professor B.O.Beanes

Cindy Morgan

Beth

Cletus Young

father

Craig Richard Nelson

Dick Castel

Dan Ponce

Pepi

David Arnott

umpire

David Byrd

Mr. Rhine

David Friedman

Jonathan Quick (age 12)

David Hollander

Harry

David L. Crowley

David

Dennis Haskins

man in station wagon

Dick Balduzzi

drunk Santa

Dick Cavett

Dick Cavett

Dick Miller

Fred

Dick Shawn

Joe Willoughby

Don Calfa

Messenger

Don McLeod

Greibble

E. Hampton Beagle

Murray Bernstein

Ebbe Roe Smith

man

Ed McMahon

Ed McMahon

Eda Reiss Merin

Dora

Eddie Bracken

Nelson Chumsky

Elden Henson

Freckle Face Boy

Eve Arden

Jane's mother

Eve Smith

Old Woman

Forest Whitaker

Jerry

Fran Ryan

Mrs. Abbott

Frank Welker

Greibble (voice)

Frederick Coffin

Al Lewise

Fritz Feld

Maitre 'd

Gail Edwards

Joleen Globe

Galyn Görg

Ms. Eyeful

Garry Goodrow

doorman

Gary Allen

Mr. Simon

Gary Coleman

Arnold Jackson

Griffin Dunne

Dick

Hayley Mills

Joan Simmons

Héctor Elizondo

Meadows

Helen Shaver

Karen

Hurd Hatfield

Logan Webb

Ina Fried

Randy Lewise

Irene Olga López

Carmen

J.A. Preston

Prof. Bertram Carver

Jack Angel

Security Guard (voice)

Jack Thibeau

tough guy

Jack Wells

Mr. Zahl

James Karen

Richard Whelan

James T. Callahan

Erhardt

Jamie Rose

Mrs. Northrup

Jean St. James

Personal Secretary

Jeff Cohen

Ralph

Jeffrey Jones

John Baldwin

Jeremy Iacone

Italian Man

Jim Jansen

man in commercial

Jim Lange

Jim Lange

Jim Siedow

Totzke

Joanna Merlin

Marie

Joe Regalbuto

Merle

Joe Seneca

Ben Dumfy

John Alvin

Professor Rand

John Christopher Jones

Vin Colbeck

John Fiedler

Man on Boat

John Lithgow

John Walters

John McCook

emcee

John Philbin

Bullseye

John Roselius

Todd Johnson

Jon Cryer

Phil

Joseph G. Medalis

Jimmy

Joshua Rudoy

Dennis Paxton

Joyce Van Patten

Eva

Julius Harris

Joe

Kay Bess

nurse

Ken Olfson

Clifford Monroe

Ken Stovitz

Lamar

Kevin Hagen

Rob Wellan

Lana Clarkson

Ms. Allure

Lance E. Nichols

security guard

Lane Smith

Dr. Caruso

Laraine Newman

Miss Schroedinger

Larry Gelman

Harry Striker

Larry Hankin

Jubal

Leann Hunley

Leann Hunley

Len Lesser

Old Grave Digger

Leo Geter

Evergreen

Leo Penn

Fred

Leo Rossi

Murray

Lisa London

Secretary

Lois de Banzie

Alma Quick

Luca Bercovici

Granville

Lucy Lee Flippin

Librarian

Lukas Haas

Brian Globe

M. Emmet Walsh

Grandpa

Marshall Efron

Burglar (voice)

Mary Jo Deschanel

Francine Gazetta

Mary Woronov

nurse

Michael C. Gwynne

jail attendant

Michael Horse

Indian

Michael Lerner

Mr. Marvin

Michael Zand

Ra Amin Ka

Nicholas Pryor

Dr. Fetlock

Pamela Guest

Assistant Director

Parker Jacobs

John Willson

Patty Maloney

Alien

Paul 'Mousie' Garner

Vaudevillian

Paul Eiding

Doctor

Penny Peyser

Jane

Peter Jason

commander

Peter Kwong

weatherman

Philip Bruns

Mr. Beasley

Philip McKeon

Stick

Polly Holliday

Elma Dinnock

Ralph Seymour

Ira

Randy Oglesby

Dr. Edward Northrup

Rhea Perlman

Lois

Richard Simmons

Richard Simmons

Richard Young

Davy Crockett

Rick Overton

John Aubrey

Ritch Brinkley

Mayor Chester A. Barnsworth

Robert Axelrod

Frank

Robert Kim

Businessman

Robert Lesser

young man

Robert V. Barron

curator

Roberto Contreras

trustee

Roberts Blossom

Ohpa Globe

Robyn Lively

Kate

Rod McCary

Emcee

Royal Dano

Salvation Army Officer

Sal Viscuso

Sergeant Redmond

Sam Waterston

Jordan Manmouth

Sandy Ward

train engineer

Scott Paulin

Fenton Globe

Shawn Weatherly

Beauty Pageant Contestant

Sheryl Lee Ralph

show singer

Sid Haig

Thug

Stanley Brock

Mitchell

Stanley Ralph Ross

Burglar (voice)

Stephen Lee

Dad

Steve Antin

Bud

Suzanne Snyder

Patti

Tad Horino

market owner

Taliesin Jaffe

Mark

Tim Russ

Security guard

Todd Allen

air traffic control

Tom Hodges

Tiny

Tracey Walter

Ezra

Vance Colvig Jr.

Vaudevillian

Wendy Phillips

Barbara Lynn Paxton

Wendy Schaal

Sheena

Wil Shriner

James

William Frankfather

Mayor