Maureen Teefy

Chrome (voice)

William Shatner

Admiral Kornfeld

Sean Astin

Taylor

Jeff Corey

The Judge

Wil Wheaton

Bryan

Melanie Shatner

Dulcine

Kira Reed Lorsch

Vampiress

Lolita Davidovich

Doctor / Arthur's Wife / Arthur's Daughter / Hooker

Joyce Brothers

Therapist Bethany Wolf

Devon Odessa

Linda

William McNamara

Nick Boyer

Lin Shaye

Nurse

Vincent Schiavelli

Scientist

Jeffrey Combs

50557

Steve Monroe

Gorilla

Kathleen Wilhoite

Paula

Jim Metzler

Stan Rabe

Jeremy London

Billy Rabe

Kevin Pollak

Pilot

Ron Perlman

40132

Paul Williams

Dr. Mueller

Peter Jason

Priest

George Newbern

Walter

Laraine Newman

Becky

Joanna Gleason

Mrs. Rabe

Jennifer Hetrick

The Captain

David Warner

Dr. Nordhoff

Chris Sarandon

Carson Walls

David Leisure

William Tilbrook

Elizabeth Berkley

Ruth

Gretchen Palmer

Receptionist / Arthur's Wife / Student / Stripper

Jeff Fahey

The Bearded Man

Yancy Butler

Lisa Gerou

Jamie Kennedy

Spaceman John

Keith Carradine

Arthur Bristol

Adam Arkin

Paul Danko

Tracy Middendorf

Cheerleader

Gary Grossman

Sheriff

Harvey Korman

The Farmer

Edie McClurg

The Farmer's Wife

Jason Lee

Spaceman Bob

Justin Chapman

Little Billy Rabe

Ace Mask

Science Teacher

Brian Phelps

Soldier

Mark Thompson

Soldier

Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst

Emmy

Christopher John Fields

Adolf Hitler

Brian Brophy

Investigator