Bill Kopp

Eek (voice)

Tawny Kitaen

Annabelle (voice)

Savage Steve Holland

Elmo the Elk (voice)

Elinor Donahue

Mom (voice)

E. G. Daily

Wendy (voice)

Charlie Adler

J.B. (voice)

Dan Castellaneta

Mittens (voice)

John Kassir

Mittens (voice)

Kati Rocky

Kati Rocky (voice)

Don Cornelius

Don Corneilus (voice)

Shane Barbi

(voice)

Sia Barbi

(voice)

Bobcat Goldthwait

Blitzen (voice)

Phil Hartman

Psycho Bunny (voice)

Kimberley Kates

Witch (voice)

Tim Curry

Narrator (voice)

Dee Snider

Dee Snidersaur (voice)

John Walsh

John Walsh (voice)

'Weird Al' Yankovic

'Weird Al' Yankovic (voice)

William Shatner

Santa Claus (voice)

Margaret Loesch

Margaret Loesch (voice)

Cynthia Rothrock

Cynthia Rothrock (voice)

Fabio

Fabio (voice)

David Duchovny

Fox Mulder (voice)

Gillian Anderson

Dana Scully (voice)

John Landis

John Landis (voice)

Chris Leary

Chris Leary (voice)

Mr. T

Mr. T-Rex (voice)

Heather Locklear

Alice (voice)

Buck Henry

Cupid (voice)

Nathan Wang

Nate the Dragon (voice)