Amy Sedaris

Acteur

Paul Dinello

Barry Teaberry

Cole Escola

Chassie Tucker

Ames McNamara

Street Urchin

Madison Krekel

Mushroom Dancer (as Madisson Krekel)

Christopher Meloni

Ranger Russell

Vanessa Walters

Bear

Paul Giamatti

Olgilvey

Todd Barry

Handley

Peter Benson

Husband

Ana Fabrega

Esther

Josh Hamilton

Stieger

Heather Lawless

Ruth

David Pasquesi

Tony the Knife Man

Kurt Schreiber

Magnus

Scott Adsit

Panos Sakas

Virginia Mayhew

Lady Sax Player

Moujan Zolfaghari

Puja

Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert

John Early

Russell

Nick Kroll

Randy Fingerling

Talya Mar

Ariel

Callie Thorn

Dr. Claire Shanks

Lori Arkin

Scissor Accident Victim

Carmen Christopher

Calvin Shuckles

Eric Doss

Man on Ladder

William Ibold

Jason

Sookie Lee

Pippa

Lori Martini

Fan Accident Victim

Adam Selman

Snake Bit Victim

Chris Elliott

Rich Uncle

Rachel Dratch

Florence Chervil

Brian Knoebel

Jackie

Ben Rameaka

Man in Suit

Brian Stack

Narrator

Jonathan Hadary

Sully

Jay Rogers

Pete

Dale Soules

Delta Mung

Miriam Tolan

Wife

Sasheer Zamata

Ms. Stern

Peter Serafinowicz

Turtleneck Man

Patrick McCartney

Sam

Michael Bertrando

Leonard

Doug Stoley

Charlie

Denise Dumaine

Helen

Shonali Bhowmik

Cloris

Hannah Clark

Nancy

Vincent Mccloskey

Penguin Dancer

Aidy Bryant

Mulaak

Sofiya Cheyenne

Denise Panko

Conner O'Malley

Guanog

Justin Theroux

Colonel Cary Commander

T J Clark

Alien

Spero Dean

Alien

Robert Ryan Gibson

Alien

Nodar Alpaidze

Alien

Jane Krakowski

Jane Krakowski

David Constable

Clarence

Darrell Hammond

Jacob

Neil Patrick Harris

Neil Patrick Harris

Patrick Gallagher

Penguin Dancer

Trevor Vaughn

Penguin Dancer

Evan Briggs

Penguin Dancer

Kevin Breznahan

Frank Sons

Rita Gardner

Widow