Bill Fagerbakke

Patrick / Kid / Man on TV / Line Guy #1 / Line Guys / Crowd

Dana Snyder

GrandPat / Genie (voice)

Thomas F. Wilson

Cecil / Bus Driver / Line Guy #2 (voice)

Mike Bell

Fisherman

John Gegenhuber

Old Man Jenkins (voice)

Tom Kenny

SpongeBob / French Narrator / Harold SquarePants / Slappy /

Henry Winkler

Jeffy Tentacles (voice)

Cree Summer

Bunny / Cyborg Bunny / Granny Tentacles (voice)

Mary Jo Catlett

Mrs. Puff (voice)

Sirena Irwin

Margaret SquarePants / Derby Woman 2 / Derby Robot Women (voice)

Jill Talley

Squidina / Slippy / Crowd / Slappy Family (voice)

Alexander Ward

Nosferatu

Mollie McElvain

Singer (voice)

Ego Plum

Singer (voice)

Gary Anthony Williams

Boss Reaper / Line Guy #4 (voice)