John Cusack

Martin Q. Blank

Minnie Driver

Debi Newberry

Dan Aykroyd

Grocer

Joan Cusack

Marcella

Alan Arkin

Dr. Oatman

Hank Azaria

Steven Lardner

Jeremy Piven

Paul Spericki

Mitchell Ryan

Mr. Bart Newberry

Michael Cudlitz

Bob Destepello

Steve Pink

Terry Rostand

K. Todd Freeman

Kenneth McCullers

Doug Dearth

Eckhart

Ann Cusack

Amy

Barbara Harris

Mary Blank

Jenna Elfman

Tanya

Belita Moreno

Mrs. Kinetta

Bill Cusack

Waiter

Patrick O'Neill

Nathaniel (as Pat O'Neill)

Benny Urquidez

Felix La PuBelle

David Barrett

Bicycle Messenger

Lance Gilbert

Assassin #2

Carlos Jacott

Ken

Bobby Bass

Assistant #1

Wendy Thorlakson

Melanie the Waitress