Marlon Wayans

Shorty / 'Joe' / 'Tiffany' / Count Brolock

Shawn Wayans

Ray

Anna Faris

Cindy

Regina Hall

Brenda

Kenan Thompson

'Jermaine'

Teyana Taylor

Teyana Taylor

Dave Sheridan

Doofy / Ghostface (voice)

Lochlyn Munro

Greg

Carmen Electra

Bartender

Kim Wayans

Nurse Ratchett

Cheri Oteri

Gail Hailstorm

Chris Elliott

Shorthand

Damon Wayans Jr.

Agent Underwood

Heidi Gardner

Agent Berger

Olivia Rose Keegan

Sara

Cameron Scott Roberts

Jack

Savannah Lee Nassif

Tuesday

Sydney Park

DEI

Gregg Wayans

Brad

Benny Zielke

Jess

Ruby Snowber

Elle

Jon Abrahams

Bobby Prinze

Deon Cole

Pastor Prime

Anthony Anderson

Anthony Anderson

Shaquille O'Neal

Shaquille O'Neal

Kai Cenat

Kai Cenat

Leah Merritt

White Woman

Genesis Moore

Victorian Sista

Grace Junot

Agent Redding

Hattie M. Baker

Young Sara

Fedor Steer

Artie Claus

Bryson Dean Haney

Preppy Kid

Eric Feltes

Old School Queen

Kelly Tiddes

Ivana Cutyou

Ilia Christmas Wayans

Hostess

Charlene Amoia

Pearl Lady

Brandi Marie King

Rose Lady

Jené Marie Moore

Subway Dancer

Logan Tiddes

Mummy

Justin Miles

Doctor

Robert Pralgo

Psych Ward Doctor

Craig Wayans

Shorty's Friend

Phil Biedron

Father

Ben VanderMey

Delivery Man

Chip Carriere

Mall Santa (uncredited)

Felissa Rose

Bar Patron (uncredited)

Nedim Jahić

Rick Landers (uncredited)

Michael Leavy

Mall Parent (uncredited)

André Wilkerson

Mall Parent (uncredited)