Adam Sandler

Sandy Wexler

Jennifer Hudson

Courtney Clarke

Kevin James

Ted Rafferty

Colin Quinn

Kevin Connors

Nick Swardson

Gary Rodgers

Jackie Sandler

Amy Baskin

Terry Crews

'Bedtime' Bobby Barnes

Rob Schneider

Firuz

Lamorne Morris

Bling

Aaron Neville

Willy Clarke

Jane Seymour

Cindy Marvelle

Sandy Wernick

Peter Marvelle

Luis Guzmán

Oscar

Sadie Sandler

Jesse

Sunny Sandler

Lola

Jared Sandler

Jared

Arsenio Hall

Self

Quincy Jones

Self

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Self

Babyface

Self

Mase

Self

Rob Reiner

Marty Markowitz

Chris Elliott

Mr. Buttons

Eugenio Derbez

Ramiro Alejandro

Ido Mosseri

Yuri

Jackie Gonzalez-Durruthy

Willow

Milo Ventimiglia

Barry Bubatzi

Nora Kirkpatrick

Sienna

Mike Judge

Testimonial / Beavis / Butthead (voice)

Jewel

Testimonial

Paul Rodríguez

Testimonial

Penn Jillette

Testimonial

George Wendt

Testimonial

Conan O'Brien

Testimonial

Richard Lewis

Testimonial

Chris Rock

Testimonial

Dana Carvey

Testimonial

DJ Spinderella

Testimonial

Henry Winkler

Testimonial

Judd Apatow

Testimonial

David Spade

Testimonial

Frank Coraci

Mustachioed Referee

Tim Herlihy

Mr. O'Mally (uncredited)