Carolyn Lawrence

Sandy / Bottomite Crowd (voice)

Kristen Wiig

Erin Gilbert

Melissa McCarthy

Abby Yates

Tom Kenny

SpongeBob / Gary / Sonny / Various (voice)

Clancy Brown

Mr. Krabs / Clyde / Neighbor #1 / Bottomite #2 / Bottomite C

Kate McKinnon

Jillian Holtzmann

Bill Fagerbakke

Patrick / Bottomite #4 / Bottomite Crowd (voice)

Leslie Jones

Patty Tolan

Chris Hemsworth

Kevin

Mr. Lawrence

Fred / Larry / Plankton / Video Announcer / Plankton Lincoln

Neil Casey

Rowan North

Rodger Bumpass

Squidward / Butch / Police Loudspeaker / Bottomite #1 / Bott

Johnny Knoxville

Randy Cheeks (voice)

Zach Woods

Tour Guide

Craig Robinson

Pa Cheeks (voice)

Ed Begley Jr.

Ed Mulgrave

Charles Dance

Harold Fillmore

Grey DeLisle

Ma Cheeks / Granny Cheeks / Rowdy Cheeks / Rosie Cheeks (voice)

Ilia Isorelýs Paulino

Phoebe

John Milhiser

Higgins Student

Ben Harris

Higgins Student

Matty Cardarople

Kyle

Karan Soni

Bennie

Wanda Sykes

Sue Nahmee

Bess Rous

Gertrude Aldridge Ghost

Dee Bradley Baker

Video Voice (voice)

Christopher Hagen

Cowboy #1

Steve Higgins

Dean

Dave Allen

Electrocuted Ghost

Rio Alexander

Cowboy #2

Katie Dippold

Rental Agent

Ryan Begay

Cowboy #3

Mary Jo Catlett

Mrs. Puff (voice)

Nate Corddry

Graffiti Artist

Daniel Ramis

Metal Head

Jill Talley

Bonnie / Karen / Bottomite Crowd (voice)

Kari Wahlgren

SeaPals Kid (voice)

Pat Kiernan

NY1 News Anchor #1

Bill Murray

Martin Heiss

Miles Hall

Boy

Jersey Johnston

Girl

Michael McDonald

Jonathan the Theater Manager

Jaime Pacheco

Fernando the Janitor

Jamaria Davis

Young Sue Nahmee

Adam Ray

Lead Singer / Slimer (voice)

Eugene Cordero

Bass Guitarist

Davey Jones

Ely the Drummer

Ryan Levine

Rock Guitarist

Dan Teicher

Rock Guitarist

Theodore Shapiro

Keyboardist

Matteo Borghese

Lightboard Operator

Ozzy Osbourne

Famous Rock Star

Jeanine Ramirez

Reporter Outside Theater

Jessica Chaffin

Waitress

Jamie Denbo

Waitress

Toby Huss

Officer Stevenson

Michael Kenneth Williams

Agent Hawkins

Matt Walsh

Agent Rorke

Andy Garcia

Mayor Bradley

Cecily Strong

Jennifer Lynch

Annie Potts

Desk Clerk

Cheryl Wills

NY1 News Anchor #2

Sam Richardson

Basement Cop

Steve Bannos

Flasher Ghost

Tom Yi

Flashed Man

Susan Park

Flashed Woman

Milana Vayntrub

Subway Rat Woman

Dan Aykroyd

Cabbie

Tony Viveiros

Police Officer

Stephen 'tWitch' Boss

Police Officer

Rosanna Scotto

Fox 5 News Anchor

Al Roker

Al Roker

Ernie Hudson

Uncle Bill

Sigourney Weaver

Rebecca Gorin

Elizabeth Perkins

Phyllis Adler (uncredited)

Brian Baumgartner

Frank (uncredited)

Paige MacLean

Concert Goer (uncredited)

Lesley Nicol

Mrs. Ponner (uncredited)

Lexie Roth

Guitar Technician (uncredited)

Kallie Tabor

Community College Student (uncredited)

John Franchi

NYC Pedestrian (uncredited)

Arthur Hiou

John Gotti Ghost (uncredited)

Chris Gethard

Blogger (uncredited)

Al Conti

G-Man Ghost (uncredited)

Justin Kirk

Phil Hudson (uncredited)

John Higgins

Baba Booey Shouter

Lenny Clarke

Coffee House Ghost (uncredited)