Jack Burns

Jack Burns (Jack Burns)

Brandon Smith

Sir Brandon Daniel Smith (Clamp)

John Curtis

John Curtis (Jongulus Finglestein)

Joe Lawson

Joe Lawson (Jongulus Finglestein)

Charlie Proudfoot

Charlie Proudfoot (Jongulus Finglestein)

Oscar "Spoon" O'Neil

Oscar "Spoon" O'Neil (Grampa Gording)

Stanislaw Ryszko

Stanislaw Ryszko (Granma Gording)

Barney Powell

Barney Powell (巴尼 )

Eve Davison

Eve Davison (Wangle)

Mikkel Hughes

Mikkel Hughes (Hump)

Finley Kippin

Finley Kippin (Derp)

Timothy Neal

Timothy Neal (Womp)

Paul

Paul (Condomatron)

Rhianna Wilson

Extra #1

William Neilson

Extra #2

Abhiraj Sharma

Extra #3

Joe Ratchford

Extra #4

Sarah-Lily Phizackerly

Extra #5

Joe Salmon

Extra #6

Zoe Crombie

Extra #7

Adam Ross

Extra #8

Gehrig Abernathy

Guy cut from film

Bartholomew Mason

3rd Assistant Dolly Grip

Thomas Philadelphia Gill

Narrator