Haley Joel Osment

Beary Barrington (voice)

James Gammon

Big Al (voice)

Christopher Walken

Reed Thimple

Diedrich Bader

Officer Cheets / Ted (voice)

Brad Garrett

Fred (voice)

Stephen Tobolowsky

Norbert Barrington

Toby Huss

Tennessee (voice)

Kevin Michael Richardson

Henry (voice)

Stephen Root

Zeb (voice)

Candy Ford

Trixie (voice)

Daryl Mitchell

Officer Hamm

Michael Connor Gainey

Roadie

M.C. Gainey

Alex Rocco

Rip Holland

Meagen Fay

Mrs. Barrington

Eli Marienthal

Dex Barrington

Queen Latifah

Cha-Cha

Chip Chinery

Tom Tamina

Carolyn Almos

Tina Tamina

Marcus Knight

Chef

Michael Lawrence Morgan

Benny Bogswaggle

Alpheus Merchant

Elderly Black Man

Daniel Escobar

Store Manager

Christopher Darga

Mr. Slamboni

Jess Harnell

Long-Haired Dude

Ann Hastings

Elderly Woman

Paul Rugg

TV Reporter

Dennis E. O'Donnell

Wedding Band Member

Michael R. Hastings

Wedding Band Member

Peter Leinheiser

Wedding Band Member

Arthur F. Repola

Wedding Band Member

Betty Weiss

Cashier

Jennifer Paige

Waitress

Josh Quirk

Fry Cook

Sean O'Connell

Grip

Larry Burke

Video Roadie

Krystal Harris

Self

Don Henley

Self

Wyclef Jean

Self

Elton John

Self

Willie Nelson

Self

Brian Setzer

Self

Don Was

Self

Xzibit

Self

Julianne Buescher

Puppeteer (Tennessee)

Bruce Lanoil

Puppeteer (Henry)

Allan Trautman

Puppeteer (Fred)

Alice Dinnean

Puppeteer (Beary)

Bobbie Bates

Dancer