Leslie Nielsen

Ryan Harrison

Richard Crenna

Fergus Falls

Kelly LeBrock

Lauren Goodhue

Melinda McGraw

Cass Lake

Aaron Pearl

Sean Laughrea

Leslie Jones

Sergeant Tina Bagley

Ben Immanuel

Sergeant Orono

Sandra Bernhard

Doctor Fridley

Michael York

Hibbing Goodhue

Gerard Plunkett

Sir Robert McKintyre

Duncan Fraser

Sergeant McMacDonald

John Walsh

Self

Maury Hannigan

Commissioner Hannigan

Chick Hearn

Basketball Announcer

Lamb Chop

Self

Brian Arnold

Dan Clellan the News Reporter

Guy Bews

Security Guard #1

Mary Black

Woman with I.V.

Michael S. Bolton

T.V. Stage Manager

Jacques Bourassa

Teenager with Backpack

Ken Boyd

Usher

Alexander Boynton

Security Guard #2

Johnathon Bruce

Hospital Janitor

Rick Burgess

Prisoner

Charn Gandam

Bus Convict

Brian Cochrane

Cop #1

Arthur Corber

Percussionist

Ric Cross

Ben Hurr Oarsman

Cory Dagg

Reporter #3

Alex Diakun

Roman

Rob Daprocida

Security Guard #1

Thea Nielsen Disney

Party Guest #2

Adrien Dorval

Proctor

Mark Fox

Butcher

Mark Francis

Abe Lincoln

Christopher L. Gibson

Paramedic

Calvin Guo

Japanese Gardener

Michelle Hart

Reporter #2

Ellie Harvie

Ruth the News Anchor

Noah Heney

Parking Attendant

Ellen Kennedy

Bow in the Eye Musician

Mina E. Mina

Arab Diplomat

Robin Nielsen

Party Waiter

Charles Payne

Paramedic #1

Pat Proft

Window Technician

Marco Roy

Paramedic #2

Veena Sood

Nurse

Bill Tarling

Bus Convict

Ingrid Tesch

Reporter #4

Stephen Tibbetts

Patient

French Tickner

Doctor in ICU