Arnold Schwarzenegger

Robert "Gunther" Bendik

Taran Killam

Blake Hammon

Bobby Moynihan

Donald "Donnie" Piznowski

Hannah Simone

Sanaa Mastourch Fairouza

Peter Kelamis

Rahmat Noushzad Fairouza

Paul Brittain

Gabe Beales

Aubrey Sixto

Ashley Hill

Amir Talai

Izzat "Crusher" Bukhari

Aaron Yoo

Pak Yong Qi

Allison Tolman

Mia Bellakalakova

Ryan Gaul

Barold Bellakalakova

Steve Bacic

Max Palane

Cobie Smulders

Lisa McCalla

Jake T. Roberts

Schneider Feizmark

Scott McNeil

Cheyenne

Amitai Marmorstein

Nate / Interviewer

Rebecca Olson

Trish / Bartender

Alex Duncan

Jewel

Chad Krowchuk

Dave

Dave 'Squatch' Ward

Kolvalchik

Marc-Anthony Massiah

Warlord

Sylvesta Stuart

Soldier #1

Reese Alexander

Soldier #2

J.C. Williams

Soldier #3

Eric Mazimpaka

Soldier #4

Chad Sayn

Jeep Driver

Tawny West

Girl in Karaoke Bar

Joel Labelle

Sultan

Janene Carleton

Sex Slave Girl

Elizabeth Bowen

Giggly Woman

Tyronne L'Hirondelle

Sheepish Security Guard

Lauro David Chartrand-DelValle

Charger Driver / Gunther Cameraman #1

Joel Cottingham

Graveyard Employee

Lars Grant

Gunther Cameraman #2

Hyuma Frankowski

Diedrick Brunner

Manfred Maretzki

Police Chief

Tony Chris Kazoleas

Bartender (uncredited)

Tom MacNeill

Wedding Guest (uncredited)