Lindsay Lohan

Lola

Adam Garcia

Stu

Glenne Headly

Karen

Alison Pill

Ella

Eli Marienthal

Sam

Carol Kane

Miss Baggoli

Megan Fox

Carla

Sheila McCarthy

Mrs. Gerard

Tom McCamus

Calum

Richard Fitzpatrick

Mr. Gerard

Alison Sealy-Smith

Sgt. Rose

Ashley Leggat

Marcia

Barbara Mamabolo

Robin

Maggie Oskam

Paige

Rachael Oskam

Paula

Adam MacDonald

Steve

Gerry Quigley

Slimy Guy

Kyle Kass

Andy

Connor Lynch

Colonel Pickering

Pedro Miguel Arce

Ticket Taker

Kevin Brown

Doorman

Bruce McFee

Lentigo

Diane Douglass

Waitress

Courtney Taylor-Taylor

Man at Party

Zoe

Negus the Dog

Tre Armstrong

Female Chorus Dancer (as Tracey Armstrong)

Amanda Balen

Female Chorus Dancer

Rochelle LaBrecque

Female Chorus Dancer

Greg Farkas

Male Chorus Dancer

Graeme Goodhall

Male Chorus Dancer

Christopher Robinson

Male Chorus Dancer

Jesse Weafer

Male Chorus Dancer

Carlos Bustamante

Male Chorus Dancer

Josh Feldman

Male Chorus Dancer

Michael Riccio

Male Chorus Dancer

Melissa Bathory

Choir

Megan Barker

Choir

Laurene Boutet

Choir

Sheldon Smith

Choir