Andy Samberg

Rod Kimble

Charlie Sheen

Topper Harley / Rhett Butler / Superman

Cary Elwes

Kent Gregory

Isla Fisher

Denise

Jorma Taccone

Kevin Powell

Valeria Golino

Ramada Thompson / Scarlett O'Hara / Lois Lane

Bill Hader

Dave

Lloyd Bridges

Admiral Benson

Danny McBride

Rico

Kevin Dunn

Lt. Commander Block

Chris Parnell

Barry Pasternack

Jon Cryer

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach

Sissy Spacek

Marie Powell

William O'Leary

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson

Ian McShane

Frank Powell

Kristy Swanson

Kowalski

Efrem Zimbalist Jr.

Wilson

Will Arnett

Jonathan

Bill Irwin

Buzz Harley

Chester Tam

Richardson

Heidi Swedberg

Mrs. 'Dead Meat' Thompson

Mark Acheson

Homeless Dude

Brittany Tiplady

Maggie

Bruce A. Young

'Red' Herring

Ken Kirzinger

Trailer Guy

Ryan Stiles

'Mailman' Farnham

Britt Irvin

Cathy

Rino Thunder

Owatonna 'The Old One'

Alana Husband

Waitress

Mark Arnott

Rosener

Andrew Moxham

Sullivan

Ryan Cutrona

Captain Margolis

Don Lake

Doctor

Terri O'Neill

Angry Mom

Alvin Sanders

Furious Boss

Kelly Connell

Air Controller

Chris Eastman

EMT

Tony Simotes

Ambulance Driver

Don Luce

Paramedic

Paulo Ribeiro

EMT

Judith Kahan

Nurse

Paul Herbert

EMT

Carly McKillip

High School Girl

Jeff Bright

Communications Officer

Donavon Stinson

Heckler

Jimmy Lennon Jr.

Ring Announcer

John Destry

Projectionist

Marie Thomas-Foster

Francine

Doug Abrahams

Police Officer

Ryan Fitzgerald

Scooter

Al Clegg

Jazz

Frank C. Turner

Fisherman

Henry Michaels

Boy Stealing Wheelchair

Pat Proft

Lawrence Lipps

Gillian Barber

Riot Singer

Marc Shaiman

Piano Player

Cylk Cozart

Drill Sergeant #1

Sammy Fattedad

Riot Singer

Christopher J. Keene

Drill Sergeant #2

William S. Taylor

Riot Singer

Ed Herschlar

Rabbi

Mi-Jung Lee

Newswoman

Carrie Ruscheinsky

Hippie Girl

Jimmie Ray Weeks

Amish Man

Annie O'Donnell

Amish Woman

Charlie Hope

Autograph Kid

Mack Yamaguchi

Eskimo

Matthew Gallagher

Autograph Kid

Charles Barkley

Charles Barkley

Viktoria Kampbell

Autograph Kid

Bill Laimbeer

Bill Laimbeer

Titan Toyish

"Gown"

Eugene Greytak

Pope John Paul II

Joshua Homme

"Gown"

Joseph Castillo

"Gown"

Tony Lorea

Humphrey 'Bogie' Bogart

Alain Moschulski

"Gown"

Jerry Haleva

Saddam Hussein

Bob Lenz

Elvis 'The King' Presley

Troy Van Leeuwen

"Gown"

Aaron Au

Taco

Akiva Schaffer

Derrick (uncredited)

Christopher Doyle

Conspiratorial Crewman