Andy Samberg

Rod Kimble

Charlie Sheen

Topper Harley

Isla Fisher

Denise

Lloyd Bridges

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson

Jorma Taccone

Kevin Powell

Valeria Golino

Ramada Rodham Hayman

Bill Hader

Dave

Richard Crenna

Col. Denton Walters

Danny McBride

Rico

Rowan Atkinson

Dexter Hayman

Chris Parnell

Barry Pasternack

Miguel Ferrer

Commander Arvid Harbinger

Brenda Bakke

Michelle Rodham Huddleston

Sissy Spacek

Marie Powell

Ian McShane

Frank Powell

Jerry Haleva

Saddam Hussein

David Wohl

Gerou

Will Arnett

Jonathan

Chester Tam

Richardson

Mitchell Ryan

Gray Edwards

Mark Acheson

Homeless Dude

Michael Colyar

Williams

Brittany Tiplady

Maggie

Ryan Stiles

Rabinowitz

Ken Kirzinger

Trailer Guy

Rosemary Johnston

Lavinia Rodham Benson

Ben Lemon

Team 2 Leader

Britt Irvin

Cathy

Alana Husband

Waitress

Buck McDancer

Richard Nixon

Andrew Moxham

Sullivan

Larry Lindsey

Gerald Ford

Ed Beheler

Jimmy Carter

Terri O'Neill

Angry Mom

Alvin Sanders

Furious Boss

Daniel T. Healy

George Bush

Chris Eastman

EMT

Jay Koch

Ronald Reagan

Charles Haugk

Navy Seal

Paulo Ribeiro

EMT

Dian Kobayashi

Mrs. Rodham Soto

Paul Herbert

EMT

Bob Vila

Self

Carly McKillip

High School Girl

Donavon Stinson

Heckler

Stuart Proud Eagle Grant

Geronimo

J. D. DeKranis

Michael Corleone Lookalike

John Destry

Projectionist

Bob Legionaire

Captain McCluskey Lookalike

Doug Abrahams

Police Officer

Corey Rand

Sollozzo Lookalike

Frank C. Turner

Fisherman

Henry Michaels

Boy Stealing Wheelchair

Tony Edwards

Limo Driver

Gillian Barber

Riot Singer

James Lew

Kick Boxer Opponent

Gerald Okamura

Corrupt Kick Boxing Referee

Sammy Fattedad

Riot Singer

Chi Muoi Lo

Thai Kick Boxing Sportscaster

William S. Taylor

Riot Singer

Mi-Jung Lee

Newswoman

Ron Pitts

Black Kick Boxing Sportscaster

Carrie Ruscheinsky

Hippie Girl

Norm Compton

Phil

Charlie Hope

Autograph Kid

Kelly Connell

Radio Operator

Matthew Gallagher

Autograph Kid

Wayne Satz

News Anchorman

Pat Harvey

News Reporter

Viktoria Kampbell

Autograph Kid

Joseph V. Perry

Singing Waiter

Titan Toyish

"Gown"

Joshua Homme

"Gown"

Oz Tortora

Singing Busboy

Joseph Castillo

"Gown"

Judith Kahan

Veiled Woman

Alain Moschulski

"Gown"

Shaun Toub

Sleeping Guard

Mark Steen

Adrian Messenger

Troy Van Leeuwen

"Gown"

Aaron Au

Taco

Akiva Schaffer

Derrick (uncredited)

Louise Yaffe

Gray Edwards' Concubine

Andreas Katsulas

Rufshaad

Clyde Kusatsu

Prime Minister Soto

Gregory Sierra

The Captain

Martin Sheen

Capt. Benjamin L. Willard (uncredited)

Al Leong

Kick Boxing Fight Crowd Member (uncredited)