Andy Samberg

Rod Kimble

Simon Pegg

Nicholas Angel

Isla Fisher

Denise

Nick Frost

PC Danny Butterman

Jim Broadbent

Inspector Frank Butterman

Jorma Taccone

Kevin Powell

Bill Hader

Dave

Paddy Considine

DS Andy Wainwright

Danny McBride

Rico

Rafe Spall

DC Andy Cartwright

Chris Parnell

Barry Pasternack

Kevin Eldon

Sergeant Tony Fisher

Olivia Colman

PC Doris Thatcher

Sissy Spacek

Marie Powell

Bill Bailey

Sergeant Turner

Ian McShane

Frank Powell

Karl Johnson

PC Bob Walker

Will Arnett

Jonathan

Chester Tam

Richardson

Timothy Dalton

Simon Skinner

Edward Woodward

Tom Weaver

Mark Acheson

Homeless Dude

Billie Whitelaw

Joyce Cooper

Brittany Tiplady

Maggie

Ken Kirzinger

Trailer Guy

Stuart Wilson

Dr. Robin Hatcher

Britt Irvin

Cathy

Paul Freeman

Rev. Philip Shooter

Alana Husband

Waitress

Rory McCann

Michael Armstrong

Andrew Moxham

Sullivan

Kenneth Cranham

James Reaper

Maria Charles

Mrs. Reaper

Terri O'Neill

Angry Mom

Alvin Sanders

Furious Boss

Peter Wight

Roy Porter

Chris Eastman

EMT

Julia Deakin

Mary Porter

Eric Mason

Bernard Cooper

Paulo Ribeiro

EMT

Paul Herbert

EMT

Trevor Nichols

Greg Prosser

Carly McKillip

High School Girl

Elizabeth Elvin

Sheree Prosser

Donavon Stinson

Heckler

Patricia Franklin

Annette Roper

John Destry

Projectionist

Lorraine Hilton

Amanda Paver

Doug Abrahams

Police Officer

Tim Barlow

Mr. Treacher

Anne Reid

Leslie Tiller

Frank C. Turner

Fisherman

Adam Buxton

Tim Messenger

Henry Michaels

Boy Stealing Wheelchair

David Threlfall

Martin Blower

Gillian Barber

Riot Singer

Lucy Punch

Eve Draper

Sammy Fattedad

Riot Singer

David Bradley

Arthur Webley

William S. Taylor

Riot Singer

Mi-Jung Lee

Newswoman

Ron Cook

George Merchant

Alice Lowe

Tina

Carrie Ruscheinsky

Hippie Girl

Charlie Hope

Autograph Kid

Martin Freeman

Met Sergeant

Bill Nighy

Met Chief Inspector

Matthew Gallagher

Autograph Kid

Stephen Merchant

Peter Ian Staker

Viktoria Kampbell

Autograph Kid

Ben McKay

Peter Cocker

Titan Toyish

"Gown"

Joshua Homme

"Gown"

Robert Popper

'Not' Janine

Joe Cornish

Bob

Joseph Castillo

"Gown"

Alain Moschulski

"Gown"

Chris Waitt

Dave

Colin Michael Carmichael

Heston Services Clerk

Troy Van Leeuwen

"Gown"

Jesse Haddock

Crowd Member

Aaron Au

Taco

Brett Chan

Grilled Cheese

Akiva Schaffer

Derrick (uncredited)

Stephen Altman

Rod's Dad (uncredited)

Cate Blanchett

Janine (uncredited)

Steve Coogan

Metropolitan Police Inspector (uncredited)

Peter Jackson

Thief Dressed as Father Christmas (uncredited)

Elizabeth McCarthy

Grocery Store Mom (uncredited)

Garth Jennings

Crack Addict (uncredited)

Edgar Wright

Shelf Stacker / Voice of Dave (uncredited)