Tim Thomerson

Trooper Jack Deth

Helen Hunt

Leena

Biff Manard

Hap Ashby

Michael Stefani

Martin Whistler / Detective Weisling

Art LaFleur

McNulty

Telma Hopkins

Ruth Raines

Richard Herd

Chairman Spencer

Anne Seymour

Chairman Ashe

Miguel Fernandes

Officer Lopez

Pete Schrum

Santa Claus

Barbara Perry

Mrs. Santa Claus

Brad Logan

Bull

Minnie Summers Lindsey

Mom

Richard Erdman

Drunken Wise Man

Wiley Harker

Dapper Old Man

Alyson Croft

Baby McNulty

Michael McGrady

Chris Lavery

Ed McClarty

Jerry the Punk

Don Ross

Security Guard

Kymberly Sheppard

Newswoman

Nicky Beat

Butthead

Lantza Krantz

Butthead

Clu Gulager

Mall Security Guard

Helen Kelly

Punk Girl (uncredited)