Ashton Kutcher

Jesse

Seann William Scott

Chester

Jennifer Garner

Wanda

Marla Sokoloff

Wilma

Kristy Swanson

Christie Boner

David Herman

Nelson

Hal Sparks

Zoltan

Charlie O'Connell

Tommy

John Toles-Bey

Mr. Pizzacoli

Christian Middelthon

Nordic Dude #1

Dave Bannick

Nordic Dude #2

James Vincent

Jeff

Bob Clendenin

Zarnoff

Mary Lynn Rajskub

Zelmina

Kevin Christy

Zellner

Kristoffer Ryan Winters

Zilbor

Bill Chott

Big Cult Guard #1

Michael Bower

Big Cult Guard #2

John Melendez

Gene

Teressa Tunney

Tania

Linda Porter

Mrs. Crabbleman

Freda Foh Shen

Chinese Foooood Lady (voice)

Mitzi Martin

Jumpsuit Chick #1

Nichole Hiltz

Jumpsuit Chick #2

Linda Kim

Jumpsuit Chick #3

Mia Trudeau

Jumpsuit Chick #4

Kimmarie Johnson

Jumpsuit Chick #5

Keone Young

Chinese Tailor

Christopher Darga

Interrogation Cop

Marc Lynn

Cop with Whips

Pat Finn

Rick

Cleo King

Impound Officer

Cinco Paul

Camp Counselor

Brendan Hill

Boy with Bat

Jona Kai Jacobsen

Anthony

Jodi Ann Paterson

Super Jumpsuit Chick

Dwight Armstrong

Space-A-Rama Employee

Claudine Barros

Patty

Richard Johnson

Birthday Father

Galvin Chapman

Birthday Son

Erik Audé

Musclehead

Andy Dick

Mark (uncredited)

Joyce Giraud

Fabio's Girlfriend (uncredited)