Trey Parker

Joe Cooper

Matt Stone

Doug Remer

Dian Bachar

Squeak Scolari

Yasmine Bleeth

Jenna Reed

Jenny McCarthy

Yvette Denslow

Ernest Borgnine

Ted Denslow

Robert Vaughn

Baxter Cain

Trevor Einhorn

Joey Thomas

Bob Costas

Bob Costas

Al Michaels

Al Michaels

Robert Stack

Robert Stack

Reggie Jackson

Reggie Jackson

Dan Patrick

Dan Patrick

Kenny Mayne

Kenny Mayne

Tim McCarver

Tim McCarver

Pat O'Brien

Pat O'Brien

Jim Lampley

Jim Lampley

Dale Earnhardt

Dale Earnhardt

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Victoria Silvstedt

Victoria Silvstedt

Reel Big Fish

Reel Big Fish

Curt Gowdy

World Series Announcer (voice)

Justin Chapman

Little Coop

Matt Murray

Little Remer

Mark Goodson

Dirk Jansen

Peter Navy Tuiasosopo

Ed Tuttle

Robert E. Lee

New Jersey Informant

Greg Grunberg

Wilke - New Jersey Informant

Paul Michael Robinson

Mime Psych-Out

Kevin Michael Richardson

Peripatetic Player

Micah McCain

Heather Kaiser

Cory Oliver

Brittany Kaiser

Keith Gibbs

Davis

Jayme Gallante

Redmond

Francis X. McCarthy

Dr. Kaiser

Blair Besten

Stephanie

Stanley G. Sawicki

Skidmark Steve

Bret Lewis

News Anchor

Richard Johnson

Referee

Joey Diaz

Referee

Jill Gascoine

Hospital Nurse

John Fink

Surgeon

Iqbal Theba

Factory Manager

Jeff Wright

Fireman

Ray Xifo

Riverdance Referee

Stephen McHattie

Narrator (voice)

Julie Dolan

Beer Barrel

Mike Butters

Baseketball Referee (uncredited)

Alexandra Ella

Horrified Fan (uncredited)

Courtney Ford

Scoreboard Girl (uncredited)

John Forker

Fan (uncredited)

Casey Hendershot

Foul Shooter, San Francisco Team (uncredited)

David Zucker

Man with Shooting Hot Dog (uncredited)

Kelly Monaco

Pole-Dancing Cheerleader Sharon (uncredited)

Bridget Oberlin

Roswell Alien (uncredited)

Raphael Sbarge

Minnesota Spokesman (uncredited)

Dylan Tarason

Maxwell (uncredited)