Max Minghella

Jerome

Sophia Myles

Audrey

John Malkovich

Professor Sandiford

Jim Broadbent

Jimmy

Matt Keeslar

Jonah

Ethan Suplee

Vince

Joel David Moore

Bardo

Nick Swardson

Matthew

Anjelica Huston

Art History Teacher

Adam Scott

Marvin Bushmiller

Jack Ong

Professor Okamura

Scoot McNairy

Army-Jacket

Jeremy Guskin

Eno

Monika Ramnath

Flower

Isaac Laskin

Kiss-Ass

Mike Stanley

Martel Drinker

Brian Turk

Cliffy

Jeanette Brox

Shilo

Finneus Egan

Vegan

Shelly Cole

Filthy-Haired Girl

Jean St. James

Mom

Cristen Coppen

Preppy Girl

Michael Shamus Wiles

Donald Baumgarten

Kate Moennig

Candace

Ezra Buzzington

Leslie

Lauren Lee Smith

Beat Girl

Travis Walck

Richard Natwick

Paul Collins

Professor David Zipkin

Marshall Bell

Lonny

Chris L. McKenna

Mikey

Marc Vann

Kevin

Roxanne Day

Jonah's Wife - Marie

Roxanne Hart

Mom Platz

Osman Soykut

Dad Platz

Katija Pevec

Cynthia Platz

Edith Jefferson

Doddering Aunt

Michael Lerner

Art Dealer

Jeff LeBeau

Lawyer

Richard Bakalyan

Cranky Guard

Kimi Reichenberg

Suburban Girl

Laura Roth

Coed

Stacey Travis

Teacher

Erik Walker

Punching Bully