Jesse Eisenberg

James Brennan

Kristen Stewart

Em Lewin

Martin Starr

Joel

Kristen Wiig

Paulette

Bill Hader

Bobby

Margarita Levieva

Lisa P.

Jack Gilpin

Mr. Brennan

Josh Pais

Mr. Lewin

Wendie Malick

Mrs. Brennan

Mary Birdsong

Francy

Matt Bush

Tommy Frigo

Paige Howard

Sue O'Malley

Dan Bittner

Pete O'Malley

Ryan Reynolds

Mike Connell

Kelsey Ledgin

Arlene

Michael Zegen

Eric

Ryan McFarland

Brad

Todd Cioppa

Velvet Touch Manager

Stephen Mast

Rich

Adam Kroloff

Adult Contestant

Kevin Breznahan

Molly Hatchet T-Shirt Guy

Marc Grapey

Panda Con Dad

Moe Slinger

Loud Kid #1

Jesse Slinger

Loud Kid #2

Jack Baldwin

Barfing Kid

Barret Hackney

Munch

Kimisha Renee Davis

Kelly

Russell Steinberg

Foreigner Tribute Band Singer

Andrew Ransom

Foreigner Tribute Band Member

Joe Sanderson

Foreigner Tribute Band Member

Cliff Chien

Foreigner Tribute Band Member

Rob Orr

Foreigner Tribute Band Member

Eric Schaeffer

Foreigner Tribute Band Member

Vanessa Hope

Ronnie Connell

Gennaro DiSilvio

Nicky

Alexis Ferrante

Nicky's Girlfriend

Joe Pawlenko

Nicky's Pal

Zachary Palmer

Joel's Younger Brother

Declan Baldwin

Male Customer

Ian Harding

Wealthy Prepster